I play an average level of guitar, and am going to be learning piano in the near future and maybe drums.
I'm musically oriented I guess. Give me a good instrument and I'll be settled for the rest of the day.
I'll fix your computer for a sandwich and some Pepsi.
I like ketchup.
I think ninjas are slightly more awesome than pirates, unless it's a ninja pirate... Although in which case said person would implode due to the sheer greatness of them.
I've counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris is my homeboy, sorry Jesus.
I'm very un-biased towards anything, unless you're George Clooney.
I'll listen to any kind of music other than some country and generic 'gangsta' rap.
People say I'm a nice guy, which is accurate sometimes I guess...
Top 30 Reasons to Date a Guitarist:
1. We have some incredibly nimble hands.
2. Three words: Attention. To. Detail.
3. We practice CONTINUALLY.
4. We aim to please many people at a time, so one person is nothing hard, right?
5. We're perfectionists. We get it right the first time.
6. We are used to drawn out solos.
7. We don't mind it loud, fast and out of control.
8. We are ALWAYS open to new techniques. It's all about improving in skill, baby.
9. If we can take a guitar (an inanimate object) and make it scream and wail and moan, it sure should be easy to make a living, thinking person do the same, don't you think?
10. We always do our best to put on an excellent show.
11. We're used to putting on and taking off strings and such.
12. We're up for recording sessions, any time, any place.
13. We don't tell our tricks and secrets quite so easily as normal folks.
14. We just LOOK badass doin' our thing.
15. We like good, tight, well fitting pickup jacks.
16. We go to shows with some FINE pieces of wood (guitars, of course.)
17. We enjoy being scantily clad.
18. MONEY.
19. We leave a mark on all those we come across.
20. We are GREAT at improvising.
21. We keep going even when it hurts.
22. We can play various positions.
23. We know how to make the right sounds.
24. We do it right or we don’t do it at all.
25. We're used to working with our hands.
26. We can tap to the beat.
27. We know how to use both hands and our mouth at the same time.
28. We know how to make you scream for more.
29. We're so pro we don’t have to watch what we're doing.
30. We're are open to preforming in groups.



