i found a blog once stuck uner a stone in a marshy field. i didnt like it. i popped it with a toothpick. jerrad the oak tree did not like that seeing as the blog helped him once when a woodpecker was hasseling him about his race and color of bark and his lazy eye disorder and his wavy ketchup like roots and his unability to do anything because of his wheelchair.. the oak tree waved me over and told me that if his nail fit in my eye then i had the flu. that hurt. i then told him that if his wheel chair fit in that garbage shredder then it was 2 sizes too big. i was right. it was 2 sizes to big. but then as i jumped off his branch to get the sparkley childrens toy i saw on the ground because i was ADD my fin (i am a sexy mermaid) got caught in the bird seed dust in the bird feeder and it tripped me, and i flew through the air with glass flying everywhere then i saw the tree laghing as he went to work cutting out a jail cell for me out of his trunk, then i landed on a hundred knives covered in honey nut cheerio