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*YOU KNOW YOU'RE BROWN WHEN....
1. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
2. Everyone is a family friend.
3. You teach gora swears in your language.
4. (Ladies) your parents would spaz if they saw u wearin a backless top or one showin your stomach, but if it’s a sari, its completely acceptable.
5. Your family measures wealth in gold and diamonds
6. You go to Indian restaurants and tell them you’re Indian, thinking they’ll give you free food
7. Your family is over at your house all the time.
8. There is no such thing as quiet time
9. You’re always right
10. You call every adult aunty or uncle
11. Your parents have stashes of diamonds in their bank accounts and you get them when you’re married.
12. You have a million cousins and you’re tight with all of them.
13. If anyone messes with you, they’re messin with them too.
14. You go back to your parents' country and people treat you
like a member of the royal f