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why Portuguese People can't be "teroristas"
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield

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Alligator arms
xpect nothin and no one will ever dissapoint you
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its ok i took a coat hanger to it problem solved
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"I dont lie, because I'm not scared of anybody; the only time people lie is when they're scared; Therefore, I dont lie."
-- John Gotti
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The DangerWank

No matter how much you wiggle and dance the very last drop always goes down your pants---virginity is like a bubble one prick and its all gone

Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still a fucking retard.
sometimes i just take things a little to far
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Fire pits there bad business
burns there bad for business
Gettin poked in the eye
Gettin yer fuckin license suspended fuck