I am17 years i have played bass guitar for a year and a half and have switched to the electric for the past year and a half ive also ridin quads and dirtbikes all my life i work am busy almost 24/7 i have also 4 years of Mixed martial arts fighting experience that ive taken and am continueing.Bands i like include Tool,InFlames,Bullet for my valentine and metallica i also love band like nirvana and black sabbath,ACDC and Iron Maiden.
LAMB OF GOD IS FUCKIN TIGHT ASWELL!!!
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!
BEST BAND=JOE SATRIANI!!!!!
BEST MSN CONVO EVER HAD!!!!!!
Cody says:
this one kangaroo jumped into his momies blanket
Keegan says:
and then his daddy beat him witht the battering iron
Keegan says:
and his mom spoke words of wisdom as the father cryed his child to sleep
Cody says:
because the child would not cooperate with his dads hornyness
Keegan says:
no
Keegan says:
becasue the child was unwise and did not heed to the brothers advice
Cody says:
which was
Keegan says:
to not eat the yellow snow
Cody says:
because the young kangaroo was pissing out poo
Keegan says:
and it was not normal poo it was diarea poo
Cody says:
green diarreah poo
Keegan says:
with a tinge of red to it and a few curnels of corn for extra sturdynesss
Keegan says:
AND WEN THE MOMMIE AROSE FROM HER FUTILE RAGE AND SPEAKING WORDS OF YELLING WISDOM!!!! SHE TURNS!!! INTO SUMTHING LIKE NOONE HAS EVER SEEN SHE TURNED INTO A MAN WITH BOOBS AND APENIS AND SAID HAY YEEE HEAR YEEE I AM A TRANSVESTite!
Cody says:
and with a big red kangaroo vagina
Keegan says:
THE BROTHER YELLED OUT MAY KANGAROO VAGINA HAVE MERCYON OUR SOULS!!!
ABOUT BREN-DEN AND ED
on theyre year end phillosaphy out to get their car washed by george washington, but nobody could find him, so they used keegans time machine to go back to george washingtons bathroom, and they got him to wash their car.But they didnt have cars back then so they were named witches, and burned at the stake



