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10:00pm | Nov 23, '09 |
Comments(3)A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value
of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
itemfrom a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes t