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BASICS

Height:179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Birthday:July 01, 1988
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Engaged
Living Situation:Living with significant other
Location:Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:12:59am | Jul 27, '05
Last Active:10:27pm | May 24, '12

INTERESTS

Movies:Action, Comedy, Horror
Animals/Pets:Dogs, Fish, Horses, Rodents
Video Games:Puzzles, Racing, Sports
Cars:Audio, Car Clubs, Domestic, Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Nascar, Offroad, Rally, Tuning, Classics, Motorbikes
Music:Classic Rock, Country, Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, R & B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Rave
Sports:Baseball, Basketball, Car racing, Hockey, Ice-skating, Inline Skating, Paintball, Rollerskating, Skiing, Sky Diving, Swimming, Water-skiing, Wakeboarding
Activities:Clubbing, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Traveling
Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling

ABOUT ME

well i have blond hair blue eyes easy to get along with easy going, i'm pretty shy, love the lake seadooing and boating

.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost

LIKES

>>>>>Why guys like girls:
>>>>>
>>>>>1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
>>>>>2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
>>>>>3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit
>>>>>into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything
>>>>>is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way
>>>>>they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth
>>>>>while 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside 9.
>>>>>The way they look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish
>>>>>for compliments even though you both know that you think she's
>>>>>>the most beautiful thing on this earth
>>>>>11. How cute they are when they argue
>>>>>12. The way her hand always finds yours 13. The way they smile 14. The
>>>>>way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just
>>>>>had a big fight 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even
>>>>>though you know that an hour later...! .
>>>>>
>>>>>16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17. The way
>>>>>they kiss you when you say "I love you"
>>>>>
>>>>>18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
>>>>>
>>>>>19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 20. Then the way
>>>>>theyapologize for crying over something that silly
>>>>>21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they
>>>>>apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
>>>>>
>>>>>23. The way they say "I miss you"
>>>>>
>>>>>24. The way you miss them
>>>>>
>>>>>25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
>>>>>doesn't
>>>>>hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish
>>>>>they
>>>>>would die or know that you would die without them .. it matters not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
>>>>>everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the
>>>>>depths
>>>>>of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,
>>>>>you
>>>>>know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic
>>>>>beatings
>>>>>of her very heart.We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do
>>>>>it
>>>>>justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling.
>>>>>Only
>>>>>felt.


LITTLE JOHNNY

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
"Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!!

Teacher: "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? Ihave to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. "

The teacher fainted!!

NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


While watching the hockey playoffs the other night, Dee and I were discussing life
and death.
I told her, "Just so you know Dee, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married

30 things a Saskatchewan boy will never say....

30. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, screw Pilsner, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep loaded firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling's fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and salad instead of steak & potatoes.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a dam who won the Grey Cup?
17. I'm voting Liberal this year.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Way to go Jean! Sign that Kyoto agreement now!
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all backed up on the C: drive.
10. I'm gonna buy a Ford Aerostar instead of that Dodge Diesel 4x4.
9. My fiancie, Rose, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Perrier for the Stanley Cup.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "The Dukes of Hazard" that we haven't seen!
4. I don't really have a favorite CFL team.
3. Peace.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Margaret.
1. Let's hire the gay guy!






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