""""A Native man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Native man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Native man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen maixete....When I was born, i was brown, "
"When I grew up, I was brown, "
"When I'm sick, I'm brown, "
"When I go in the sun, I'm brown, "
"When I'm cold, I'm brown, "
"When I die, I'll be brown ."
But you maixete...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Natives came to America first, you bitch ass cracker!!"
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