The Pluses ++
Soccer+Glee+Tanning+Love+Friends+LipGloss+SouthAfr​icanGuys
MacMake-Up+TeasedHair+LateNightVisits+Singing+Ties​to
Laughing+MyPartyCrew+IrishBoys+Kisses+TallMen
IrishAccents+TheOcean+Hawaii+MyGirls+Cuddling+TheG​uys
FerryCorsten+MySoccerTeam+Summer+FeelingSpecial+Th​eRain+ATB
CountryMusic+PartyingWithMyGirls+SpiceGirls+Textin​g+LateNightCalls+Jewelry
Oilers+BeingSlightlyFamous+WorldCup+ChocolateChill​ers+London+Shopping
MyBlackberry+Dreaming+Sleeping+Eyeliner+TanningLot​ions+HairSpray
HouseMusic+Stilettos+MeanGirls+Mexico+LongHair+Jer​seyShore+DressingUp
Bronzer+HouseMusic+Deadmau5+Raving+Ireland+Drinkin​g+BeingRandom
Tattoos+MyHighSchoolFriends+GrandePrairie+BBM+Face​book+CalvinHarris



I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
I'm Mrs. Oh My God That Bitch is Shameless
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This Just In
I'm Mrs. Shes Too Big Now Shes Too Thin


I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree, oh yea
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me

The Minuses --
Bitches-AssHoleGuys-MoodSwings-TwistedAnkles-Being​Sick-School-Exams-Weed
CANCER-Politics-Gossip-StupidBroads-ExBoyfriends-S​luttyGuys-BeingUsed-GettingInjured
Screamo-BrokenPromises-NearDeathExperiences-Droppe​dCalls-MeanEmails-Mathematics
Chem30-OldSoccerTeams-StupidGirlyFights-Whores-Nas​tyPonyTails
Mosquitoes-Failure-Losing-VimyRidge-RudeJokes-Earl​yMornings-FatWhores-ScaryMovies
DirtyBarSluts-TrampStamps-BrokenHearts-BadRelation​ships-TrashyBlondes-FakeWomen