calvin-im4-real - 19, Male, Kelowna
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WOW
EVERYONE,

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL ON OCTOBER 8TH NO MATTER WHAT
SCHOOL YOU GO TO, WHAT PROVINCE YOU LIVE IN, ALL KIDS IN
CANADA SHOULD HAVE A NATIONAL SKIP DAY, THINK ABOUT IT
TEACHERS SHOW UP AND NOBODY IS IN CLASS. TELL A LOT OF
PEOPLE AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN MAKE IT ON NEWS AND MAKE
OCTOBER 8TH A SPECIAL DAY JUST KEEP REPOSTING AND TELL
EVERYONE YOU KNOW!! MAKE IT A DAY TO REMEMBER.
 

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wow
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 56 plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs Put it on yuor bolg!!!!!
ONLY PUT ON YOUR BLOG IF YOU CAN READ THIS
 

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420
the drugs
the friends
the boose
the girls
the partys
the time u od
its all worth it
its the world around us
this worlds full of chaos
u wana know how i deal
with it i put the 151 down
my mother fucking throat

but know the motha fuckin goverment took that from me
 

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:D D:
might be moving to van meeting on the 29th to see if my p.o. will let me go
 

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heres the description of life
life is a never ending cylcle of torment
 

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haha
Sex
Madeout with The same sex? no
Someone you weren't in a relationship with? yep.
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'? sure.
Have you cheated on someone? once
Cheated with someone? yea
had sex? why the fuck do u think im posting this ovcourse i have

Drugs
Have you smoked cigars more than once? yea
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?yea
Used hard drugs? extacy
Used needle drugs or inhalants? fuck that!
Used prescription pills to get high? once
Bought drugs? sure have.
Introduced someone else to their first drug? weed and e.
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs? ahah, yea plenty of times im a regular at the cop station, theyve also learned dont take my handcuffs off lol

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol? no duh
Do you drink often? yea
Have you taken shots? yes.
Have you thrown up from drinking? once.
Have you passed out? yeah.
Have you played drinking games? yeaaah.
Was your first real drink before the age of 15? yep.
Have you woken up not remembering the night before? yes.
Have you done anything ' sexual ' while drunk that you wouldn't have when sober? yes, but i wouldve done it sober
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze? no i have friends for buying me alchohole

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class? once
Been suspended? aha, yes.
Been expelled? plenty of times
Cut class? yes
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it? yea
Done drugs at school? yea all the time
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal? yea lol

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison/arrested? yes
Have you been the victim of a violent crime? yes
Have you committed a violent crime? yes
Have you ever almost died? 3 times ive flatlined and was brought bak to life in the last second
Do you have any mental illnesses? odd. (obsesive defiance disorder)
Is your family a dysfunctional mess? forsure, and i love it.

We're Very Disappointed In You
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in? yes
Ever had a party while your parents were out? yes
Ever crash your parents' car? yea it was a nice car to
Run away? yup
Been grounded for a month or more? yes, usually doesnt last long though
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal? yes
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone? yea
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person? yep.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car? when i lived at home.............
 

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im with it.............. i think
if you like God . & you`re glad that he
woke you up today, put this in your blog
and watch what he does for you in 60 min
 

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wow hes racist to
now michale blake is dissin natives
heres wat he left on my comment page

you fucking dirtbag scared shit native.
 

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i'd do this for her
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26-don't lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).*
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night. But make sure to bring a bat just incase there are rapests about.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
45.sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.

you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose
the one you care about the most!

Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Girls Repost: " 45 things a girl wants but wont ask for"
 

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worst trip ever yestersday fun but pissed me off at the same time wow how does that work watever thats what you get when u put dmt(or sometin like that) in your body
 

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lol
chilin at da club some person said lets go outside i waited no one showed not even his budes lol
 

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srry
timer on computter almost up srry any body who i dont say bye to
 

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hahaha lol
anyone know wat the fuck is wrong with mikle blacke and brandon grexton they say they wanna fight me but then they refuse to come get me from the shelter
 

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dasfaf
"death is the begening of a whole new nightmare "

my uncle's words
 

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