i am looking for that special someone that i can be with
FRIENDS
Alicia
Krissy
Trish
Richelle
Jackie
Lia
Jasmyn
Kylie
Denika
Becca
Tori
Jenny
Ciara
Stacie
Alissa
Alana
Tyler
Brandon
Mark
Jessica
Robyn
Kyriel
Diana
Ashley
Teresa
Angelena
Paige
Laure
Katlyn
Chelsie
Randi
Jodi
Chelsea
Sarah
Alyssa
Emily
Jennien
Katie
Brooke
Doug
Taryn
Ryan
Nicolle
Aman
Marea
Lindsey
Brady
Mel
Greg
Kori
Jess
Cassie
Jasmine
Christy
Steff
Ashley
Amy
Andrew
Want to know how many people it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
Well that depends on what High school you go to!
At ABBY JUNIOR it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how good they are.
At ABBY SENIOR it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.
At MOUAT it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive the getaway car.
At ABBY CHRISTIAN it takes twelve. Two to figure out how to screw it in and ten other drunks to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors
At CHILLIWACK HIGH it doesnt take any. There is no electricity in Chilliwack, only cows and corn.
At YALE it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.
At MEI it takes zero. They have mommy and daddy pay someone to do it for them.
At RICK HANSEN it takes five. One to bring the weed and four more to smoke it with while they all imagine they screwed it in.
and many more..
.. I Am.. Bryce Charney
. .. I Will Always.. . think, before acting
. .. I Miss.. . the good moments
. .. I Hear.. .a voice
. .. I Smell.. . nothing
. .. I Worry.. . about only tomorrow
. .. I Can.. . jump
. .. I Sing.. . terribly
. .. I Can't Stand.. . liers
. .. I Lost.. . my hairbrush
. .. I Fear.. . the breakup
. .. I Like.. . basketball
. .. I Listen.. . to everyone
. .. I Need.. . the life
. .. I Love.. . to be happy
. .. I Eat.. . anything thats good
. .. I Am Always.. .thinking
. .. I Wish.. .to fly
. .. I Cry.. . when i am hurt
. .. I Feel.. . sad
. .. I Don't.. . run away
. .. I Will Always Remember.. . all the special moments
. .. I Learn.. . from my mistakes
. .. I Don't Know Why.. . i did that
. .. I Have A Crush On.. no one
. .. I Trust.. . very few
. .. I Scream.. . when im frustrated
. .. I Believe.. . only the truth
. .. I laugh.. . when i hear a good joke
. .. I have.. . my car!!!!!!!


