SAFEWAY GROCERY STORE STORY
Well ... its a long confusing you had to be there moment .. Candice was strolling past the isles in the meat section. Like leaping with her celular in the air and talking to my dad, like "CALL ME IF WE GET LOST!!" hahah. And then we look down the isle. Three young guys that were stocking shelves were staring at us like we're bonkers. Just keep walking ... burst out in laughter. We try to find my dad. Walk to one end, hes not there. Candice is bored by now and snatches a magazine and follows me on the grand journey to find my dad. I see him at the end of the isle which the cute guys were in. So. I stop. And Candice is reading, keeps walking, then I turn around to tell her I see him. She's walking. SSMAACCKK. Me and Candice collide. Candice magazine slaps her in the face making a funny sound and then we fall to the ground laughing. After we just bonked into eachother. I get up. About 3 minutes later. Shes still there, looking like shes gonna piss her pants of laughter. The boys are laughing at us all the while. Finally we get up. Find my dad. And say, LETS GO NOWW. Before anything else embarassing happens. What'ya know. They're still laughing at us. [Just keep walking in embarassment]
Our wonderful trip to safeway at 11 at night.