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I'm Adrian Barrie, I'm 20, I'm outta school, I can get my N whenever I want, I'm just too lazy to go get it, I own a '94 Chevy Cavalier, and I have a sub box in my trunk with two twelve inch subs, see below for a pic of each.

I'm not religious


I don't really live in a city or a town, I'm more in between a city and and a town, I am who I am, and nobody's gonna change that.

Me and a couple of my friends have come up with a theory on how we are like snow owls. First of all, snow owls represent people who do drugs, and these snow owls need trees to live, trees represent drugs. Now the loggers, representing the government and cops, want to cut down the trees, then there are the environmentalist, which represent drug dealers, who are stopping the loggers from cutting down the trees. And that is the snow owl theory.

10 reasons why bikes are better than
girlfriends

1-Bikes dont get pregnant
2-You can ride them any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
4-You can share a bike with friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without
having to take it to dinner, see movie or meet its parents


Don't Say To A Cop

Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

"Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow"

Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the video camcorder.

Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Redneck Texan Lines to get your Woman

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up (LOCK IT UP!!!)

Hey look, it's Shawn, let's see what kind of mischief he's up to today.

Well, i guess i have to find a new best friend. Hey, Wes, wanna come play with this can of water and this lighter?



Tori is pretty damn cool haha im just kidding im not self centered like that...oh and by the way its Tori

I love my dogs, all 8 of em. We've had 11 in total.
RIP
Pebbles - Like a sister, got her when i was 1, died of old age at 14
Cassie - More like a friend that was always there, died of old age at 12
DJ - Didn't even have him for a year, but quickly became a favorite, poisened (not sure how yet) at about 11, we weren't really sure how old he was to begin with


I like dragons

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My two bestestest friends are Wes and Shawn, I've known them for about ten years............ or somewhere around there.
But, here's Shawn when he gets mad at his computer or someone on the computer.

and, well........here's Wes


I salute only two flags, the Canadian flag, and this one





How to Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Smoke A Joint
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Smoke Another 2 Joints
Step 5: Set the degree at 350 ovens
Step 6: Joint Three More Smokes
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Smoke Four Another Joints.
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Joint another Smoke of Roll
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself
Step 13: Bake the Joint for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Bake a tong of the hit.
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Top 10 ways to freak out your roomate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name
one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the
others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and
eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he
knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the
empty side of the room with concern

8 ) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day.
Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so,
look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room.
Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then
pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the
message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint
again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When
your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the
sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say,
"Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are
hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as
loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes.
Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be
going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended,
throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up,
explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I AM PROUND TO BE CANADIAN
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Lacrosse is Canadian
5. Hockey is Canadian
6. Basketball is Canadian
7.Avril Lavigne, Great Big Sea , Sum 41, Swolen Members, Nelly Furtado, Simple Plan are all canadian
8. CURLING!!!! is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.


ANOTHER 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. We are the third largest land mass in the world ,an the #1 most highest shool grades
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7. We are smarter then the Americans by a mile
8. We can stand cold weather better then the Americans
9. Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10. We have the most coolest accents even though we dont notice it.

Seven Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Top Ten Blonde Inventions
10...The water-proof towel
9...Solar powered flashlight
8...Submarine screen door
7...A book on how to read
6...Inflatable dart board
5...A dictionary index
4...Ejector seat in a helicopter.
5...Powdered water
2...Pedal-powered wheel chair
1...Water-proof tea bag

My Cavalier


My Sub box


My Subs

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