Abracadabra, boom shaka day,
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae.
And I come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha Ha-Ha Ha Ha Ha-Ha-Ha, fuck you.
Wicked Clowns, we'd like to say what's up,
To the Cobras, X-men, and Counts,
And everybody with clown love,
Even sets I never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, I'd pack up and hit the road,
Cause I don't wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, ya get a two liter wit' 'em.
And when the genie says on with the show,
It's Hokus Pokus Joker's, Great Milenko.
Lets see... well, I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do,
and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,
I'd pinch her lumpy ass and tell her get the food ready.
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS.
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this,
you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to TRIP again,
only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware,
I'd DRY fuck her till I nut in my underwear...