umm. people know me as telly.and carl.
i love coffee, im awesome at poker, and sandwhiches are the shit
batmans my hero, pirates over ninjas cause pirates are just that much better, and even though batmans a ninja, hes a bat ninja. so hes still just as sexy as pirates
im a sucker for cappucino- chocolate sandwhiches. and ill also always cut them in half and eat the better half first. because what if i was bombed when i was eating that super great sandwhich and never got to eat the better half. even though id be dead, id think damn. i never got to eat that better half of that fantastic sandwhich. if i only get to eat half the sandwhich before i die, i want that half to be damn good.

after joining the carnival this summer and living in alberta for a month ive become quite a bitch. its left me bitter and intolerant to the general population of idiots, as i was working a minimum of 16 hours a day everyday at a corndog stand during the calgary stampede with no breaks. do not bring this up with me i love to bitch about it and will not stop because when i run out of material concerning this matter, i will start on another. most likelyabout the person im talking to.

vin diesel is totally shiny. it blows my mind how shiny he is. almost like he routinely waxes and buffs his head. if i ever meet him, i will rub his head for luck and more than likely, it will twinkle at me. you know the kinda twinkle. well, maybe more of a sparkle. point is, that will possibly be the last image ill see for it will probably blind the hell out of me. point is, vin diesel v.s. chuck norris. who wins this one...



one time i read an article on monty python in a heavy metal magazine from the 1970s. it was pretty cool.

for any snoopy people who would like to develop an obsession with me, heres a thingy... NOT!

when i get my way without having to fight for it. though i like a challenge and there are no boundaries to how far ill go to win, making it easy for me is soo much less work
warmth, im always cold
a good sense of humour in a sense that when i take a shot at someone, theyll hit me back
other than that im quite full of ... blood (ill think of something a little more suggestive and impressionable later)

heres a random thing

unit 1 is now relaxing
unit 2 is dead
unit 3 is nonexistant
unit 4 is half able bodied
unit 5 is moist
unit 6 is cubular
unit 7 is digitally enhanced
unit 8 is promiscuous and neon
unit 9 is a blow fish
its like the game with toes, this little piggy went to market.... unit one is relaxing...




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people fishing for shameless flattery, not able to feel good about themselves without it. ive seen it get bad and it makes me want to hurt them. its sickening how they dont realize how much worse it could be, how good they have it and how selfish that makes them.
thats for the most part. other than that, the general population
oh. also cowboys or any western theme. i will never look at a corndog the same again.

im sick of unreliable and unstable relationships