Occupation: sign stealer

Dad? Who's Todd Bertuzzi, Oh hes the man that would have lead the canucks to the stanley cup in 06/07
Nonis u fucken dumbass
People know me as Carveth, Carvey or Bertuzzi is fine.
Im a hockey player
A hockey fan till death
Big time partier
Always up for some drinkin
Love coca cola
Prolly the biggest Canucks fan
Pretty outgoing

In hockey I will never be outhustled, I will play both ends of the ice, fight for every loose puck. I will sacrafice my body for my team. I will Always choose grit over flash. I will work, and sweat, and suffer, so my team can shine,

-One day ill raise the cup...but it wont be the stanley cup , ill be raising my cup of beer to the team everyone fears....The Vancouver Canucks

"If beer has never touched your lips, you've never packed a dip or dropped the mitts.... chances are you're not a hockey player; if you are, you're not a very fuckin good one"

R.I.P
-John Lennon
-Dale Earnhardt
-John Bonham
-Ronnie Van Zant
-The Rocket
-Syd Barrett
-BP
-The Real NHL

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
There's too many places I haven't seen
And if I stayed here with you, now
Things just wouldn't be the same
Well I'm as free as a bird now,
And a bird you can not change.
And a bird you can not change.
And a bird you can not change.
Lord knows I can't change

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
And though this feeling I can't change.
Please don't take it badly,
The Lord knows I'm to blame.
And, if I stayed here with you now
Things just wouldn't be the same.
For I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And the bird you can not change.
And the bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.

Tg Buddddddy, a.k.a Mr Bosk congrats man on the marriage and good luck in the future dude!

Brad Winchester

Trip Gums

Parros

Da Bra's

Hockey

Bull Max

Girls

Fat Scoppppes

Savy B's

Canucks

Beer

Mcdons

Closeys

Good Times

Jordan sickest wheeeels in the league

Beer

Langford

Goose and Maverick- yeeee

Dateing Hockey playa's

1. We want a hot piece of ass that no one else has touched as our "on paper" girlfriend. This girl most likely will not have been fucked by any other team members, thus she is Prime Meat (see Bible). We keep dirties on the side to bang.

2. We will cheat on you, accept it. You may not find out, but at one point or another, we will drop our hammer in some disgusting piece of ass.

3. You should treat us like gold, buy us shit, invite us over for dinner, basically take care of us. But don't be fooled, this is not a two way street. We will treat you like shit, and you will accept it cause you are living in our shadow of glory.

4. All hockey boys are the same. We are dirty men, we bang anything when we're drunk, and half the time with a couple of the boys watching in a handy closet. Don't be fooled into thinking we are that one "special"
guy that is not like the rest. We are all dirty.

5. If we make it big, you are not riding the high road with us. Don't dream, we are simply using you as a nice piece of ass who does nice shit for us while we are away from home. That's it, after we make the Show, we will never talk to you again.

6. When we cheat on you, and you find out, you will make a big deal, but eventually take us back. This is because your life sucks and you love telling your friends you know us personally. Smoke our poles you filthy war-pigs and know your shitty roles.

7. We do not truly like you. We are using you for ass and your car. We may like you a bit, but never enough to do anything nice for you. Accept that.

8. If we get traded, we will not call or visit. If you wish to fly to see us or bus, we will bang you. But that is the only way. Learn this you filthy puck bags.


9. We live the lives of 10 men by the age of 18. If we tell you we've slept with 5 girls, multiply that by 5 for the true kill count. You are simply another notch on our filthy belts.

10. Our lives are gongers, don't try and change us. We are dirty proud men who stick by our boys first, we don't rat. We will do nasty shit just to tell the story in the room. That is our lives. We are kings to men, and God's to you.
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When the night feels my song
I'll be home, I'll be home
When the night feels my song
I'll be home, I'll be home

Emos, whats the point guys? stop teasing yourselves with razors just do us all a favor and find a noose and end it quickly

Gay people look at the top of my page does it say im gay? no it doesnt so dont fucken message me again, u guys are a waste of people and go rite ahead and join emos and end it, for the sake of everyone.

Sean Paul- Like wtf is that homo saying

Rap

Soccer

The Jiggs.... U fat fat slut you

Frenchies

Toronto Maple Leafs

Tools

Gay Kids

That bitch Tom Grant who gets ragg dolled everytime he comes near me

Steve Moore I hope you like the off-season cause we dont want you back you money sucking leetch that wasnt good enough to play anyway.