Says I to him, I says, says I,
Says I to him, I says,
The thing, says I, I says to him,
Is just, says I, this ways.
I hev', says I, a gret respeck
For you and for your breed,
And onything I could, I says,
I'd do, I wud indeed.
I don't know any man, I says,
I'd do it for, says I,
As fast, I says, as for yoursel',
That's tellin' ye no lie.
There's nought, says I, I wudn't do
To plase your feyther's son,
But this, I says, ye see, says I,
I says, it can't be done.

DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are
good for cramps.-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. -Its true.
Guys DO insult you if they like you. -Having someone rub your tummy when
it hurts actually helps it. -89% of guys would want girls to make the
first move. -Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the...
waist.-...eat Chocolate you'll feel better. -Girls love it when guys
let them wear their hoodie or jacket. -Guys think its cute when you mess
up. -A true friend will NEVER judge you. -There is only one guy who is
worth your tears. -If you have a dream about someone, then that person
went to sleep thinking about you. -More guys...than girl swill read
this.Everyone likes surprises. Now make... a wish. Wish really hard! Wish
before reading on.Your wish will be received tomorrow. . If you post

Peac Pot. Tequila Shot. Jesus Loves Us Stoned Or Not

- You will do better in real estate than in stock

- A bold and dashing adventure is soon in your future

- You will be successful in a business of your own

- Watch for a stranger near you to soon become a friend

Apparently if you get more then one fortune in a cookie its good luck fuckin Chinese people LOL

FML my brother is such a dick... im not a fuckin slut
maybe to you but people think different like wtf brandon go fuck your self....

Pursuit of Happiness
Kid Cudi

he eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart Shaped box for a weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey
wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

...your advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on Angel Hair and babys breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
...Your advice

*SOLO*

She has me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could Eat your cancer when you turn black

Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey!
wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice
Your advice
Your advice

Lyrics to Hero / Heroine :
It's too late baby, there's no turning around
I've got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud
This is how I do
When I think about you
I never thought that you could break me apart
I keep a sinister smile and a hold of my heart
You want to get inside
Then you can get in line
But not this time

Cause you caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming

I feel like a hero and you are my heroine

I won't try to philosophize
I'll just take a deep breath and I'll look in your eyes
This is how I feel
And it's so surreal
I got a closet filled up to the brim
With the ghosts of my past and the skeletons
And I don't know why
You'd even try
But I won't lie

You caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming

I feel like a hero and you are my heroine
Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
Had my heart on lockdown
And then you turned me around
I'm feeling like a new born child
Every time I get a chance to see you smile
It's not complicated
I was so jaded

And you caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming

I feel like a hero and you are my heroine
Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?

(I feel like a hero and you are my heroine)
And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
Had my heart on lockdown
And then you turned me around
(Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?)
I'm feeling like a new born child
Every time I get a chance to see you smile
It's not complicated
I was so jaded

(I feel like a hero and you are my heroine)
And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
Had my heart on lockdown
And then you turned me around
(Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?)
I'm feeling like a new born child
Every time I get a chance to see you smile
It's not complicated
I was so jaded

eah,
Rawwwwrr,

Take it back, what you've done to me,
Take it back, what you've done to me,baby,
Take it back, what you've done to me,
Take it back, what you've done to me,baby,

Take it back, what you've done...,
Take it back, what you've done to me,

Wash away these memories, silent and proud,
Wash away these memories, silent and proud,

Those wounds cut me,
Blind rage cutters,

Your blood, my hands,
Your blood, my fucking hands,

Run for the hills,
Your strength, from the dead afar,
Run for the hills,
Your strength from luck, cut this off,

And if you think you're alive,
well you're better off fucking dead,


This will be over my dead body,
This will be over my dead body,
This will be over my dead body,
This will be over my dead body,
This will be over my dead body,
This will be over my dead body,

Gunna go bleach my hair i dunno if i should leave it blond or dye it blue or something