Girl: why because i'm smart?
Guy: Its because your single.
quote from "james bond"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEkQcu-g6II
Ten Reasons to date a curler:
1. We can slip in nicely through tight holes.
2. We can take it out when asked
3. We don't mind if your screaming "hard".
4. Our tools of the trade are long and solid.
5. You "wait for it to start to come" before you "take it out."
6. Our rate of movement on our tools is varied by the urgency of the person screaming "hard".
7. We have no problem hitting the button.
8. We go strong for 10 ends, and then one more if things arn't quite settled yet.
9. We constantly put our back into it.
10. When the games over, we just clean the sheet and start again.
quot by mitchle.