Got this from a friend. For all the guys and bi's try these out whenever you get the chance and I bet yo get a really good responce
...20 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE...
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Call her baby
5 . If your in love with her . . . tell her
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
9 . Write her notes. She loves them
10 . Play with her hair.
11 . Remind her how beautiful she is without her make-up on.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
14 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
15 . Give her piggyback rides.
16 . Buy her flowers just because.
17 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
18 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
19 . Call her back if she hangs up on you.
20 . Kiss her in the rain
These were from my moms friend. They're funny
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in
the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
can not stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in frontof everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
SecuritySex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on
"OLD" IS WHEN.....Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
OLD" IS WHEN....."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN....."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make ! a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares ..... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 . Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Now send this to at least 7 people that you know; a nd.....they WILL laugh
PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... DONT BREAK IT
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'PULL' copy and paste this onto your profile