Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor.
These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says, "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The Devil decides to lock him in a room with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol imaginable. The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room. The second guy says, "It's the women, i could never stay faithful to my wife." The devil opens up the second door and inside is nothing but the finest looking naked women as far as the eye can see. The guy was to be locked in for 100 years. He couldn't believe it and his dick got instantly hard and he went running into the room as the Devil locked the door behind him. The third dude says, "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up." The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10ft tall icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can't believe it. he goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts and locks the door. One hundred years pass and the Devil returns to check on the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit, and piss. "i'll never drink again!" he says. The devil says it's good he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out twice as fast as when he went in. "I'm fucking gay!" he screams. The devil figures he's learned not to cheat on his wife and decides to give him a second chance too. The devil then comes to the third door. he opens it and sees nothing has changed. the stoner is still sitting there in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The Devil asks him if he's learned anything. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek, "You gotta light, man?"
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead’s thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake ’n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won’t burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronis blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I’ll promise then
Never to leave BC again
happy new year you fuckers
fuck u all this world is fucking bullshit
what do people think of hot pink fo hawk with black spirals on the side
these are the events of the most best night ever lol so much fun
9:30- me and fuller and nick meet up wit brittney and brynja
10:30- we get a boot from some weird people that had a sheet
10:45- to 12:00 trying too find a place too drink(also nick went home)
12:30am- fuller pukes from one shot of gin (no joke one shot)
12:45- me and brittney are drunk and run out of chase
1:30- fuller gets in trouble and has to go home
2:00- we get a slurpee from 7 11 and pour gin in it
2:30- brynja's crack whore mom (oh god that was funny had to be there)
3:30- we go on langly bypass to watch sunrise
4:20- still on langly bypass suns not up yet but were doing something else(lol)
4:45- me brynja brittney and hear a car speeding behind us and turn around to
wittness a speeding van lose control and flip over(this is on langly bypass)
5:00- driver of the van gives me narcodicts (wtf lol)
5:30- cops finaly come but still no questioning
6:00-cop dosent really question us but gives us free slurpees
6:20- we eat donuts at tim hortons
7:00-wake an bake
8:00- we get smokes at douglas
9:06- we split up
that was the best night ever i might have left things out i cant remeber all that happend but that was a fun night with all that we went thro
why spreed rumours of lies and decete attempt too fight for no cause of a lie that is not true why why why huh i can get back or i can ignore what do peoplz
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Ok my birthday is coming up in the next mounths what should i do
2007 HAS ENDED :
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