My car.....
The Naughty Neon (AKA: Carson)
So, as i said before, i found it. Everything seemed okay, it was only a little beat up, nothing too bad, or so we thought
It went in for its inspection and then i picked it up and drove it home, of course it felt different driving it because it was stolen and someone else had it.. and it felt smaller cause im driving an interpid right now, and that compared to a neon is like a freaking school bus! Haha
Anyways, i got it home, all excited about having my car back and waiting for my claim rep to call.
She called the next day only to tell me that they have to write my car off because of all the damage that it had and will have in the future. So sad!!!
I didnt really have a choice in it all, they were doing it anyways, so i had to say goodbye to Carson, and got a cheque for him. Now i have to look for a new car... I hate doing that!
If you know of any wicked awesome cars, let me know!
I FOUND MY CAR!!!!!!
So on March 16th, my car was stolen....
The police and insurance company only give it 2 weeks before they close the claim and all that jazz. So on Thursday April 5th, my insurance called and offered me more then what i paid for the car, I thought that was pretty awesome. New car!!!
So that night i was going to pick up Veronica because well, we just wanted to go out. So im driving to her house and i look over and see a car coming that looks like my car (i think every white neon looks like my car) and of course i look at the lisence plates and holy crap, thats my car!!!!
I tried to do a U turn but i couldnt cause rundlehorn was a little too packed so i had to turn and go all the way up and around back to the road i was on, while doing this my mom happened to see me speed past my house (on slippery roads) so like a mom she calls and says 'what the hell are you doing? slow down!' blah blah blah, i told her i couldnt cause i just saw my car so the next thing i hear is the door slam and my dad is whipping around the corner in his truck.
They were heading towards the mall (or so i thought) so i both me and my dad go seperate ways down 36th, i hit a red light and whitehorn and decided im not going to catch up to them in time, so i head back to rundlehorn to continue to pick up Vern.
Driving on the same road, i see the car again!!! This time i decided screw it! I did a U turn and had people honking, i just waved and started to speed haha. So Im following this guy for about 10 minutes until he probably realized what was going on. So then he starts speeding really fast, i mean like going 80 down residental roads. So here we are in pineridge going 80 on the slippery roads (i suck with those conditions so i almost smashed up my sisters car (the car i was driving)) then he turns into an alley and i didnt want to say behind him, so i thought i'd just cut him off at the end of the alley. I got there, waited, waited, he didnt come out. So i drove down the alley -- he ditched my car.
After about 10 minutes i was finally able to explain to my dad where i was and he figured it out. I tried calling the cops, but after being hold for 15 minutes my phone died. So i called off my dads phone and they said they'd be there in a bit.
While me and my dad sat there both just shaking, me from being a little scared and him from being mad he didnt catch the guy, Veronica and Renee pull up in Vern's Rustang. Sweet, they come and sit in the truck with us and talk about all the 'fuckers' they saw haha!
The cop shows up, we look around my car, then we see a truck pull up, out comes Kyle and Travis. A few minutse later, another truck pulls out, Danny and Jessica! The cop asked if i knew all these people, and i said yeah, they are my friends!!!!
So my cars a huge mess, the ignition is broken off, shit is all thrown around, and he starts it with a screw driver and says 'take it home' no printing it, no tow truck, nothing. Jerk!
So now i have my car back and im happy, and clearly i have the best friends in the whole world... How many other people would show up to a stolen car?? My friends!!
But the funniest thing is, the guy kept my plates on, drove it around where i live and where it was stolen and he washed my car! Love it!
What can i say? Im my own cop, i do my own high speed chases haha!
I'll have pictures up later!
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody,
a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
"oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
--Dane Cook
You know you're a rugby player when...
- being a hooker is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
- you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
- being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
- stripping is a skill.
- sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
- pulling out early is the right thing to do.
- showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
- drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
- going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
- you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
- you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
- you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
- someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
- you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
- you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
- starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
- you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
- drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
- bruises on your body are a point of pride.
- you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
- grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
- your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don't even own a cat.
- (female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
- you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
- every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest person.
10 Commandments of Rugby
1. Thou shalt not hesitate at the breakdown but be mighty to get your rightful ball; for though it is written that the meek shall inherit the earth it was a poor translation. The meek shall be trampled into the dirt.
2. Thou shalt not speak profanely of the Whistler, nor question the purity of his birth, even though he be blind to transgressions by devils on the other team at ruck and maul, and whistles them not.
3. Thou shalt not smite an opponent with a clenched fist, yeah, even in retaliation; for it is written that the Whistler and the Flag Waver shall assuredly miss the cowardly first punch and see the avenging second. Believeth that what goeth around shall surely cometh, and verily, evil men will be found at the bottom of rucks.
4. Thou should not kiss thy teammate on the mouth when he scores; for such is an abomination unto God, especially kisses in tounges, unless you play football with the round white ball and thus it is expected.
5. Thou shalt not take the Word of the Coach in vain, for blessed is the Word of the Coach. Instead, wonder at his mighty wisdom and sticketh to His Game Plan, lest the Coach acquaint you with his disciples coaching lower grades.
6. Thou shalt not chip nor kick for touch if thou be a prop or wear any jersey number below that of 7; for this is an abomination unto the Coach and surely you will be His at training, perhaps everlasting.
7. Thou shalt not run across the field with ball in hand but runneth straight; for it is written that the touchline is the best defender.
8. Thou shalt not kick the ball to thine enemies unless it bounceth; for the Spirit of the Bounce of the Ball may cause confusion unto them, and if thy heart be pure, make it bounceth back unto you.
9. Thou shalt not pass the ball to a teammate about to be smashed by the mighty enemy unless he owes you money or has rodgered someone dear to your heart, in which case all is forgiven.
10. Thou shalt not vomit on thy teammates after the game for this is unmanly and they could do it unto you.
20 reasons why you should date a rugby player
[1.] we can do it 80 minutes straight in 15 different positions
[2.] we're used to scoring big and taking pain
[3.] we love the grass
[4.] we'll make u scream for more
[5.] getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
[6.] skill and moves are definite
[7.] we'll play anywhere and anytime
[8.] we play well with others
[9.] kicking ass is the same as smacking it
[10.] we're always on the top of the game
[11.] we know when to take charge
[12.] we also know when to play rough
[13.] we know how to hit in all the right ways.
[14.] can anyone say spandex?
[15.] we always scream and yell
[16.] we're open to performing in groups
[17.] we're used to working with our hands
[18.] Not only can we tap that, we hit that.....HARD!
[19.] We know when to ease up and when to push harder
[20.] We like to show off our moves, and don稚 stop till we score
Truth, she has a best friend -- But shes more like her sister
Truth, shes afraid of the dark -- But she can't sleep with lights on
Truth, she wants to meet new people -- But she is shy
Truth, she doesnt like to fight -- But she loves to argue
Truth, she is afraid of commitment -- But she is in love (but not with who you think)
Truth, she wants something new -- But she doesnt like change
Truth, she likes to make people happy -- But she speaks her mind
Truth, she has alot of ideas -- But she can never make up her mind
Truth, she likes to have control -- But she doesnt make plans
Truth, she loves to dress up -- But she doesnt go out
Cheslea... says:
Hey, A little less conversation, a little more action, please. All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me
Cheslea... says:
lol leave out the hey part
Cheslea... says:
i was singing it to remember
Magic Man says:
YO!
Magic Man says:
II JSUT thought of that EXACT line
Magic Man says:
I just finished doing the fading text on it
Cheslea... says:
are you kidding me?
Magic Man says:
no joke! I JUST put it up
Cheslea... says:
holy shit! get out of my head!!
Magic Man says:
Hahaha that was REALLY fucked up
Cheslea... says:
haha that so was
Magic Man says:
ya
Cheslea... says:
what am i thinking now?
Magic Man says:
How hot I am.
Cheslea... says:
wow, you got me!
Magic Man says:
Indeed. Oh my! There is a reason that I call it my "private part"! Dont think dirty stuff like that!
