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My dad can beat youre dad up
Fuck the comp, me dont thinks I will be there.
 

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cell phone trick
wow

HOLY FUCK, it actually works.
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whoahh.
my phone really did ring.
that is amazing
kelsi
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this actually worked....KRIS
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Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@
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My phone did to!! =l
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My phone rang while I was reading this
and my phone rang too
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mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
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my friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this wierd bulletin....man...creepy....

~jr
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This works so try it yourself
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My phone rang... thats creepy!
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The second i finished it my phone rang
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okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)
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My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!
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my cell fone rang it was my friend erik thats weird
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wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda
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this is sooooo weird!!!!
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this is pretty weird!!!
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this really works!
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dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...

::misz precious::
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I think I peed my self that was some crazy stuff



yo it worked
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this really works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.
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That was weird !!Steve B.
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This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!
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one of my friends called while i was reading this!!! how crazy is that! it works, no lie
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it does work my sister called right when i was finishing reading it/// it is so freaky!...sarah.h

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omg...my fone seriously just rang! my friend was calling me!!!
FREAKY!!!
~caycee

this is scary

lets see if it works....



















I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?



























Hope it works!



























Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
























No attachment on this one.



























Stories



























I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!















My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.



What a great email it was!!



























Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).



























However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



Go for it!!!















SCROLL DOWN!!!!



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STOP!!!



Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick"
 

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aWHOLE
Got really high this weekend, drunk too it was good timexz
 

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DRUNK AS FUCK
LAST FUCKING DAY OF SCHOOL TOMOROW!!!!!!!
I SHALL GET DRUNK AS FUCK>>>>>>>drunk as fuck
 

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"If you don't have edicit you will never last in prison, if you dont have professionalism you deserve to die."
"This joint 5cents, this house 10cents"
"I'll kill you for 5cents"
"You need to prepare yourself for prison""were not planning on going to jail""not yet"
"Grandmas cunt, Blahhhhh"


You guys know what I'm talking about. You guys know who you guys are.
 

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Ma pubers
-Yay! Some thorhild party friday! What a way to celebrate the last day of school.
-"If your head were any bigger i would feel sorry for who makes your hats""POW"
-I dont think I am going to finish my last mogule by friday...balls
-Rockin super smash bros BRAWL, fantastic game good job nintendo.
-I ahould pull out the game cube games and play some splinter cell!
-I gots the new UFC sweet shit
-I have to sell my pubes...TEN MILLION DOLLARS!
 

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Scoundrels!
So the past two days at school have been BAD ASS! Mitch shows up to school monday and was like come to macs, I was like aight and then we get to macs and he pulls out a phat bag of weed I was like sweet! So we smoke a couple bowls and then head back to school next thing we know Jared shows up were like lets go to macs again. We go to macs and smoke some more weed. It's the end of the day and Mitch tells us to walk him to the bus so we walk him to the bus and blaze some more. It was a pretty bad ass day. The next day we all whent out to macs in the morning and we smoke a few bowls. We get back to school were on a break playing hack in the back and the teacher was like you guys have to come and see me, we were all like ok. We get in there and Collin is like you guys got busted. I was like for what and they were like smoking weed. I was like really...So we whent into her office and all the teachers were in there. They told us that someone had called them and told them that we were smoking weed behind macs and we were like shiiiiiit. They told us that since they werent there we couldnt get expelled. They told us that they were going to call some Mr.Brighton and nothing has happened since they didnt even know we were high when they wre talking to us.Ha Ha HA! I dont think they are going to do anything because there is only on day of school left for my school. I luv it!
 

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Take your last breath and say hello to a new beggining. Try and mend what was never broken, but never healed...Death will strike all with no warning. Tortures among suffering is how we all pictured heaven. It was a lie, a lie beleived to be truthful. Praise what deserves to be scolded and scold what deserves to be praised. Healthy means you have a disease, Infectious and everyone gathers. Society has some to an utter end but it's just the beginning. No one wants to hear the truth because we like the lies. Lies is comfort, truth is unpositioned. We are now empty the way we hate it. Spill the blood on innocent soil. Innocence is just a word, no one is innocent. Flaws gather in all of us. Cross the finish line and come in last place. Don't worry we are all the same and always will be. Lost everything there and it was never returned. Insanity has become the standard and sane will eliminate you from what we know as life, for everyone is insane in there own way.






When starved cannibalism becomes an option that no unhealthy mind can resist, For your mind is not healthy when the idea is present. Eventually starvation is no longer an option and you are forced to quench your hunger with your peers flesh.
I wish you would all starve and I shall watch and laugh while you devoure each other while I feist on your misery and taunt you with a bucket of chicken...
 

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Jumping Jamberees
Over all pretty awseome weekend.
Drugs, alcohol, rock'n'roll
Whiskey night=Facked up night=Fun night
"You have to tell us about hell give us every horrible detail""Spanish people and cheap trinckets i think it is a 2nd mexico""MEXICO, What?!?"
The mormons were the correct answer they are the only ones who get into heaven
Lets get high...again
 

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*angry*
-FUCK EVERYONE! I want you and you and you and YOU to die!I'm fucking serious Die!
-Probably no....phhhhff whatever!
-I REALLY WISH EVERYONE WOULD DIE AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
-I am so pissed right now it's not even funny! I really want to hit someone or something.
-FUCK YOU TO!
-I will never plan for anything ever again why put the effort out if the result is dissapointment.
-ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
-Well now I truly don't give a fuck about anything or anyone!
-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
-Dont worry this is not about anyone but everything!
-I swear to god i'm going to punch you in the fucking face!
-Leave me alone, stop talking to me ure just causing problems!
 

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A shorter version of something
Complements are actualy insults that are hidden in lies. Stop humping my fucking dryer and go away, how does this make you feel? Four???What the fuck that wont last me the whole day. Everyones retarted and should be on the short bus on there way to the ocean so they can go swimming...Oh wait there retarted does that mean they can swim? DIE already. I dont want YOURE fucking money...wait what yes i do. This is not what we discussed or what i paid for. Wow this is not going as planned. Stop planning and start gaining intrest in something. I do have intrests just not for what you idiot want me to be intrested in. MONEY is not earned it's respected.
 

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FUCK SAUCE
 

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AwoooooooooogA
-Well fuck I dont know where to go with it?
-Unique, intresting, something I can't put ma finger on but it is there. FUCK
-Fun weekend got pretty drunk.
-Confusing? I hate confusing now.
-I waited long enough, and now I think I know but i dont think it can happen
-Why always the wonder bars?
-Great I told you guys not to fuck with me and what happened...
-Kyle Kopp you are so fucking gay! Stop acting like were friends.
-Fuck I hate it when people tell you something but you have to jump through hoops
 

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-If you guys are fucking with me i swear to gow i'm going to boot fuck some compton ass niggas.
-WHAT A BUNK FRIDAY NIGHT.
-Saturday better be a better night!
-Ceasar you handled that cop like a drunken professional.
-"I just had some bad subway and it is not settling with my stomach right"
-"What, a cop? Where's the cop?""Right there you idiot."
-Great now i'm super exited and i don't know if i should be or not. I shouldnt set my self up for failure if failure is what is in the future.
 

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Purpsose has no Purpose
-This school is so much better wont have to do science next year Ha HA Ha HA
-Draw me a picture and put Micheal Jordans signature on ti so i can buy boose
-Now I want to draw a picture
-I'm confuzled...What?
-Fuck both of you and all of you and you im leaving as soon as im of age!
-Sure hope so
-"start taking school and youre life seriously"I am now that i'm gone cant you see!
-Fuck the ugly duckling, I bet he died of cancer.
-One person and one person only.
-Ideas, Ideas...I think I will go make them real on paper
 

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