One Of The Funniest Ones From FML.

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

It seems to me that maybe, It pretty much always means no
So don't tell me you might just let it go , And often times we're lazy
It seems to stand in my way , Cause no one, no, not no one
Likes to be let down , It seems to me that maybe
It pretty much always means no , So don't tell me you might just let it go
The harder that you try baby, the further you'll fall
Even with all the money in the whole wide world

Thiinking At The Moment ...

-- More minutes please
--Get me some soy milk please bitch .
--I need one ... now .
--English is gaay .
--I want that dollar
--I want to do it

thurs -- went to rees's with zack , got drunk .

fri-- went to bryans , had gross liquor , then went to movies with darrian , then slept over at bryans .

sat -- went to tysons , gamed all day

sun -- gamed more then hockey ,

math - 39 % ...... summer school , blah .
sci - 59 %
drama - 79 % .... =)
s.s - 73 % ..... =)

1.Grab your phone and check who your last text message is from?
Chantal Batter

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can what do you touch?
The Air ...

4. Without looking guess what time it is.
5:27

5. Now look a the clock. What is the actual time?
5:34

6. What are you wearing?
Pink shirt , black jeans , and my grandma touque .

7. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing ,

8. What is the last film you saw?
Gran Torino ...

BLUE IS LOVE

1. Do you like someone?
aahh , coonfused ..

2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
nooo .

RED IS ANGER

1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Naaaw ,

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
jesus , dad .

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Heeel yaa ,

4. Is anyone mad at you?
i dunno , probably ?

YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY

1. Name?
RILEY CHILDS .

2. What's your main goal in life?
rich , pimp .

3. Do you want to have children?
of course I do.

ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
nope

2. If you won a million dollars what would your first thought be?
ahh , jesus , this could but alot of hoes .

3. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
uhhhmm ,i dont know ...

GREEN IS OPINION

1. Lower the drinking age?
dont have one ..


2. Abortion?
yeas .

3. War?
it's never gonna end

4. Global Warming?
i dont care .

PURPLE IS Q&A

Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
one.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
pink .

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
brush teeeth

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yeaas ,

Q: Do you own a camera phone?
yeah

GREY IS TODAY

1. What are you doing tonight?
sleeping , chillling .

2. What are you going to eat?
I dont knooow .

3. Where are you going to be at 2:00am?
Beeeddd ,

BLACK IS FOR TOMORROW

1. Tomorrow is?
thursday.

2. Are you looking forward to it?
I doont caare ,

3. Are you going to laugh?
Yaaa

4. Who are you going to be with?
Deven , Tyson , others ?!?!

5. Are you single or taken?
Single

6. Do you want to change that?
yeeeas.

7. Are you happy with life at the moment?
Kind of.

Gr.9 ???

Brooocccckkkk ?