choclatemuffinz - 20, Male, Saskatoon
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Polls
Who would win in this battle royale?
1 Sasquatch:
1089
2 Leprechauns :
678
5 Oompa-Loompas:
1830
Worst poll ever?:
3255

LMFAO the ebst poll ever!!!
 

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Rule #1:
If you open this you take it.

Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks

Rule #3:
Only answer True or False

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? T
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like: F
Q: Do you like someone? T
Q: Held a snake? T
Q: Been suspended from school? T
Q: Been fired from a job? F
Q: Sang karaoke? T
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? T
Q: Laughed until you started crying? T
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? T
Q: Kissed in the rain? T
Q: Sang in the shower? T
Q: Sat on a roof top? T
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? T
Q: Broken a bone? T
Q: Shaved your head? T
Q: Played a prank on someone? T
Q: Shot a gun? T
Q: Donated Blood? F
Q: Had your heart broken? uhh.. T

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? rachel
2. You texted? cell all fucked and it was makaykla im sure
3. In a car with: i forgot lol
4. Went to the movies with? fuck paying for movies
5. Person you went to the shops with? M.M and J.c
6. You talked on the phone? makayla
7. Made you laugh? rachel
8. You hugged? rachel
9. You cried with?lolz none

WOULD YOU RATHER
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? nose lol
2. Die in a fire or get shot? shhott

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. Sun or moon? moon
2. Winter or Fall? fall
3. Left or Right? right
4. Sunny or rainy? rainy
5. Where do you live? saskatoon
6. club or pub? club
7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? nope
8. Do you want to get married? someday
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl.
10. What time is is it? 12:06 in the am
11. Are you afraid of commitment? what ???
12. Are you gonna have an 18th party? yeah afgahni style
13. Do you cook? all ther time
14. Current mood? like jello everywhich way
15. Plans for today/night? idk never decided

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU
1. Kissed someone? yup yup
2. Sang? lol yeah
3. Listened to music? omfg yeah
4. Seen someone you care alot about? never
5. Danced Crazy? yeah lol
6. Cried? lolz hell no
 

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ahaha
' Makayla E.lizabeth =( says:
kai screw clothes makayla is walking around naked today!
 

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..bnreathh!!!...
you have to hold your breath from when you startcopying
this untilyou post it and if u can you are a good kissser but
if you cant it meansthat you are a suckykisser ....
 

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....ph jeez
"Happiness" is a means on travel
Not a destination.
 

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kjljksgf
I was yours.

1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?
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2.) Would you call me?
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3.) Would you sleep with me?
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4.) Would you take me places?
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5.) Would you love me?
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6.) Would you lie to me?
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7.) If I was sick what would you do?
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8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
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9.) Want to have a future with me?
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10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
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11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
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12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
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13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
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14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
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15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back?
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16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do?
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17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
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18.) How much do you like me 1-10?
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19.) How do you feel about me?
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20.) Have i ever made you smile?
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21.) Want to spend the night with me?
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22.) Right now, what is something you need to tell me or think i should know?
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23.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
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24.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
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Dated-
dated someone older
dated someone outside of my race
dated someone my parents wouldn't approve of

dated someone who wasn't technically part of my sexual orientation
dated someone I met on the internet
dated someone I met at a bar
dated someone I knew I shouldn't have
dated more than one person at once
dated someone just to get laid
dated someone and lied about it


Sex -
no longer a virgin
given oral
been given oral
watched x rated movie
lied about sexual history
cheated on boyfriend/girlfriend
threesome or more
one night stand
slept with someone who was cheating
slept with someone who's name you don't know
lol all of these


Violence -
been in a fist fight
been in a fight involving a knife
been shot at
shot at someone
sucker punched someone

killed someone
knocked someone out
arrested for violence

convicted of a violent crime
been in a bar fight


Alcohol / Drugs-
I drink / have drank alcohol
I smoke / have smoked a cigarette
I smoke / have smoked weed
I do / have done some other kind of drugs
I have done something I regret while drunk
I have something I regret while high

I have been arrested for a DUI / DWI
I have been arrested for possession of some kind of drug
I have OD'd
I have been to rehab

Cruelty -
I have made someone cry
I have betrayed someone

At some point it could be said i was 'vindictive'
I have kicked some sort of animal
Dumped someone by note, phone, or answering machine
Spit in someone's drink
Spit in someone's food
Stole someone's significant other

Spread a rumor about someone
Threatened someone's life

Goofiness -
flashed someone
mooned someone
sung in the shower
skinny dipped
gotten detention/been on academic probation
snapped someone's bra
skipped class
been in a parade
pranked calls
kissed a stranger
all of these ones too
 

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haha ofmg
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
only way to get what the fuck you want
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
qword
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
lol
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
haha
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
get it odne then
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
u gotta take that shit
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
n the next part of my life is simple taking shit
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
like stealing up all the good in life
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
lol
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
from ery one
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
lol
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
you know what i should do
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
is get like a good career come back to shana
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
and say the only way ill let her back into my life is if i can urinate on her, then shell say yeah because i would have so much potential and ill film it then distribute it to her family
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
and say this is what she did for money
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
i wasnt the bad one lol ouch
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
wow thats fucking mean
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
but its doable
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
a chick would go to such lengths for fortune like look at r kelly
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
hahaha
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
he got to pee ona bitch because he had cash
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:

<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
hahaha
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
lol its like why dont they fuckin try hard enough, oh wait they have pussies and if they can give it up why work when you could fuck someone for an equal amount of money
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
guys are so whipped no e days
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
lmfao
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
ima getta mail order bride like some latina chick
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
who will cook n clean for me
<3ThunderBlair -<3 says:
haha fuck your funny
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
and luv me alot
Kyle, No Sex for Ben - The Rapture says:
and give me hugs when im down and out
 

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halo godd
im a fucking halo god bietchs
 

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wake up
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up.
 

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day starters
ahahaha omfg i officially
started my day by watching my dogg
try not to sneeze omfg its cute funny
and like amazeing at the same time
 

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SO i have decided i play way to much
HALO3
and im going to slow down somewhat
 

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1. I'll respond with something random about you .
2. I'll tell you a song that reminds me of you .
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you .
4. I'll tell you something I like about you .
5. I'll tell you my memory of us .
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of .
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you .
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog
 

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10 things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names) :

1. you should get a life!!
2. You're a perv.
3. your a bitch
4. he cheated on you i didnt wanna say anthing cause u look so happy
5. go fuck yourself
6. Your not as cool as u think
7. haha your a slut
8. haha i have a crush on your sister
9. i really hate u
10. your an ugly motherufcker, cant u see
dont copy us
 

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i just realized that was boring