My name is Cory, but i usually go by chomdiddily or chomdale and most recently chomby. used to be a rocker with long hair and all i did was fuck around. but now im a graduate with short hair and a job in the oilfield. aint life grand?





SMALL TOWNS
>>You can name everyone you graduated with.
>>You know what 4-H means
>>You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road.
>>You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your
>>buyer dropped off.
>>The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
>>You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references.
>>You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
>>The town next to you was considered "trashy" or "snooty," but
>>was actually just like your town. (except hanna, their just fags)
>>You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the
>>"rich people.
>> Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or
>>the town bar.
>> Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference.
>> When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
>>Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.
>> Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
>> The closest mall was over an hour away.
>> You've pee'd in a field.
>>Most people went by a nickname.

=kokanee=esp guitars= heavy metal=metalcore=mainly anything harcore with talented guitaring=Labour day weekend with the boys!!=May long!!! 208!!!=ritual'n with lowen=crusin=beer and a bullshit times=Conan O'brien!!! fucken god=rutz'z uncanny ways of making me laugh=christinas face when i take her to reptile world=poker with the crew=drumheller titans 2 undefeated seasons=being named one of the league all stars(not bragging, but i charish this award!)=MVP wasn't too bad either....it's ncie to have.hahaha=being done school a semester early=gibson's finest=apple pie=robert deniro=ray liota=goodfellas=toronto maple leafs=bryan mccabe=pittsburgh steelers!!!!!!fuckya steelers lets giv'r lets go!!!=randall amps=rocking out to loud asss tunes=hautzingers dinger ass!!!always up for a smackin, she moans too!=thinking i can dance when im hammered=graysons unkowing appeal to girls way too young=also his driving skills=watching drunk people make asses of themselves=fights=u f c fighting= hockey blows my mind, best sport ever=gettin ripped with bolin then gettin flats of the brew and headn'r to the arena=how parents have given up on trying to stop us from drinking in the arena=the freedom us grade 12's got=zoe's obsession with checking out chicks in spandex=people who stand up for themselves and aren't afriad to speak their minds or how they feel=most will farrel movies=40 year odl virgin until the muscial at the end=staind's amazingness live=ernie ball strings(extra slinky)=shut the fuck up!!! with berlando=schowfucks sluttiness=kev always being up for a sword fight( not swords but ya... u can figure it out)=family guy=Any party with zoe is usually decent haha, our massive critisism of everyone=blue=futurama=anyone who hates the OC=dance dance revolution(serisouly i had fun on that thing)=boobs=asses=band of brothers series=69 pontiac gto the judge=lori lowen ehh jord=slave auction 05=doughnuts in the blaze in st as field with jew,perv and jawz=near death experiences=whitlock parties=colemans shakers=55 yard line at 10!!!!=DC shoes=my cat ozzy=schneider's first time=tyler pennocks hilarious sayins=weed=hinkle's hippiness=zakk wydles hatred towards fred durst and limp bizkit=

=fat chicks who wear too small of clothing=when cigars break=being out of beer=broken guitar strings=losing=hangovers=most rap=drinking and driving=aerosmith=cocky hockey players=emo fags=sammy hagar=the horrible bouncer at the octane, i know i can beat him=liars=cheaters=hypocrites=canqur sores=non-soft pillows=really small boobs=hurtin chicks=cigarettes=most vegtables=cutters=hanna, alberta=whiners=piss and moan bitches=party ruiners(stupid hurtin chicks who think their hott shit and just come to parties and yell and annoy everyone then puke)=edmonton oilers=montreal candiens=detroit red wings=sex pistols=horrible beds=hardcore drugs=grogginess in the morning=when you forget a promise you made=big talks,no walks(lippy people)= shallowed minded folks=parents who restrict their children=bitch whipped folks=yamaha guitars=people who label themselves=people who piss on the seat and don't clean it up, liek comefuckenon=posers=new england patriots=foreign exchange students who run to the cafeteria, i dont know how it is in japan, brazil and mexico but our food don't run away from our cafes so u can fucken walk!! cockfags!=techno in lowens 4-runner=chicks who harsh out their boyfriends for going to the strippers, fuck off bitches=axl rose=classic pil=clinic's(too many huterites)=cleaning=exchange students=skids=hoes=fab 4=having low funds=willow creek=People who randomly think their too good to be ur friend=having to work everymornin haha=lease roads i think are all dried up but aren't=