Song: I am all alone (true)

I am all alone in my purple and pink sparkly apartment, i am lonely my blue ripped couch has no seats, my computer is running like a turtle, and my TV only has one channel, i am all alone,in this apartment, i used to be married to Shumakulum, i am a jumbled up pop!
I am online right now dude, so be my friend!

My pretty my sad my pretty my sad friend!