the cooler stoner and matt harris version of you know your a stoner when:
by mattharris and myself
1) your nicknames stoner
2) you got more then one bag on you
3) you have more then 1 type of weed on you
4) you have more then 1 pack of papers, 1 preferably rizzla
5) you can pick out the number 420 from anywhere and if its not in that order you state how it should be
6) you ask 5 people for a dollar, go get a bill and buy a 5 buck and hit it outta the g-bong to get every last bit
7) you name your paraphanelia
8) you run out of bud, and just so happen to find another bag, scrounge up enough shake for your bowl or scrape it
9) you always have bud
10) your alarms and cell are set for 420...am and pm
11) you have certain tools for rolling
12) you have a permanent scent of marijuana
13) you day consists of morning dub, class, debate about skipping next class, smoking dub during skipped class, aftertoke at break, next class
where you think about toking at lunch, 2 phatties at lunch, then either go to next class and smoke at next break or skip and smoke and go to the
class after, after school dub or pitch with friends, 420 dub if not smoked at with friends, munch, dinner, pitch, chill munch, selfy, sleep.
14) instead of being asked if your high all the time, your asked if your sober
15) you have enough time to smoke at designated times and roll joints for the next day, but never do your homework and get a 0 the next day
16) you argue or try to decide with your buddies what kind of joint to roll
17) everyone asks you for papers
18) its like a magnectic force that passes the joint left after youve taken your hits
19) you can whip out your bowl and theres someone elses hand there ready to palm it so you can pack it
20) before you can burn out theres another lit
21) you reach for your bowl to find it all ready packed or half smoked
22) your good at hack
23) you dont have laugh attacks but burn outs
24) grams changed to pounds and pinners are superblunts
25) you carry if not 1, a variety of blunt wraps
26) you go hunting in the booneys for plants AND FIND ONE
27) you can pick out virgin lungs
28) you elect the green party
29) you keep asking where stoned.com went
30) you forget where you hid everything the next morning
31) all beverages are now called pasty killers and all food is now munchies
32) you mark your ligher so you can keep track of it
33) you still manage to lose the lighter
34) gum packs are used for breath, rolling, and filter
35) you constantly use the quotes "man im fuckin high" or "man that would be so fun high"
36) if theres a song youve heard with reference to weed you have that part of it memorized
37) you believe “if there’s a will, there’s a way” aka “there’s always a way to toke before any event in your day”
38) the first thing you do with a new calender is mark 420
39) you see an odd or cool looking bottle and think, whoa that would make a cool bong
40) reggae music is rad
41) youve riffed to jj, marley or pink floyd too many times to count
42) you wish you were Jamaican so you could change your religion to Rastafarianism
43) you somehow know how to spell Rastafarianism
44) you collect stems for oil
45) you find an endless amount of empty bags
46) souvieners are paraphanelia
47) you supply for your buddies and school
48) you water your plant like youd nurture a baby
49) your moms taken over a pound from you
50) theres a 420 pocket on your apparel
51) youve got everything hidden within 3 seconds after 5-0 being called
52) dazed and confused is on your top 3
54) you sense 420 is near without seeing the time
55) you eat the weed instead of ditching it when the pigs come
56) you see cops so you hit the joint as much as you can
57) all these have occured in the last 24 hours
58) you have enough time to think of all these