RUGBY FUCKING RULES
Top 13 reasons to date a rugby player:
1. We know how to hit in all the right ways.
2. Can anyone say spandex?
3. We always scream and yell.
4. Open to performing in groups.
5. We do it in 15 different positions.. repeatedly.
6. We don't stop till we score.
7. We're used to working with our hands.
8. Not only can we tap that, we hit that.....HARD!
9. We know when to ease up and when to push harder.
10. We know how to make you scream for more
11. We dont use protection; unlike them sailors....
12. We know how to make contact below the Waist
13. Doesn't matter which town, or whats on the ground.. getting dirty is a requirement
no pads, no helmets, just balls.
RUGBY FOREVER SPORT
Miss you Mr.Ried