*breath*
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*keels over and dies*

Not bad for a smoker, hey??

I have a friend from Australia who caught a plane out to Vancouver monday. (The same day I got back from the Island after partying and drinking with my family for 2 days while sickk)
He hadnt slept in 2 days(Jetlagged), and I barely had either because of being so sick. But I figured I could drink myself better...
We started drinking at 1PM, had about 6 beer each before ending up going to a couple bars, and he wouldnt stop buying me beer and shots. I woke up the next day, with no memory of the last 3 hours of my night and MY WALLET WAS MISSING. I went out to the living room to ask the austrailian if he knew what happened the night before and HE WASNT IN THE HOUSE!
I FOUND HIM SLEEPING ON THE COUCH OUTSIDE THE HOUSE IN THE COLD
apparently I came home before him in a cab because he had to save some girl from 5 guys who were trying to assult her.
So I woke him up, he comes inside and immediately cracks open a beer, and starts drinking again. I had to bus to work because my drivers license was in my lost wallet... I was soo stressed all day, after calling the bars, and every cab company in Vancouver twice, nobody had my wallet. After work, I completely tore my room a part, and for the hell of it decided to call the second bar one more time...they said
"well there was a kid who got really drunk and just left his hat and wallet at one of the tables."
I looked where I normally kept my hats and noticed one was missing! THEY HAD IT! so we went back to get it... Then ordered more beer and drank some more, then night before last night we got a 15 pack and ended up getting drunk again and watching anime all night.
Soo my cold is still as bad as ever and I feel like death... Australians make me an alcholic apparently!