-Stephanie Johnson
-Christian
-Part everything - Russian, Jewish, Austrian, Romanian, Native American, Irish, Swedish ...
-Band geek at heart.
-long brown hair that turns blondish in the summer
-I love watching movies. (especially ones that really make you think, and require watching 2 times to fully get it)
-I type on a Dvorak keyboard.
-My goal in life is to never watch Star Wars
-I don't get why people add themselves to their friend list
-I think Alf's nose looks like a penis
-Furtado's a sell-out
-I think that Tom Green should run for Prime Minister
-I think the man inside the Jack in the Box head is Jared Fogle
-Yes Foo Fighters, someone IS getting the best, the best, the best, the best of me
- I have finally gone camping
- I don't think women should have to pay for tampons. Should be supplied by government
-I don't go to clubs. but i do enjoy dancing.

my John Smith // James Dean // That awesome cool Dyslexia commercial with "God" the dog // my apartment // The office of course // my name is earl // snakes // lemons // Cosmo // Wentworth Miller // dark chocolate // olive green // Lillies // the smell of my hair // Boston Rob // White Spot coleslaw, oh and they have great water too! // White chocolate // Elphinstone // Milestones bellinis // Summer olympics // RHCP// IGA's thai salad // double rum & cokes // David Spade // multiple orgasms // shopping // real tans // feta cheese // lemons // showers // cold showers in the summer // cool umbrellas // Anne Marie MacDonald - mainly "Fall on your Knees" // the smell of coconut and the smell of green apple // lemons // Milk Chocolate // P!NK // lip gloss // avocado and cream cheese sandwiches must have lotsa lemon // Adrianne Curry // The Wonder Years // Middle of the night kisses, then falling right back to sleep // Mail (I just like seeing my name written by other people) // Belle // Chocolate covered almonds // sailing // Did I mention lemons?? // Pamela Anderson // Old Dutch's Jalapeno & Cheddar chips // Company // Sleeping in his arms // chicken wings // Raspberries and vanilla ice cream // long drives at night - with spearmint gum (the only time I like spearmint gum) // Butter Ripple Schnapps // Sacha Baron Cohen // Chocolate covered pretzels // Spitz // Ready or Not // Pizza // Nutella // "Driving Kyle" // Grover // Sandra Bullock // Radio Free Roscoe // popcorn // Amazing Race // my letter opener // Terry's chocolate oranges // the invention of the cordless phone // Wrap Zone's "Jimmy the Greek" // matching bras and panties // Costco's chocolate chocolate chip muffins // Heroes //


Thanks to Michael Scott's excellent photoshop skills


sarah hearts me, even if you don't

Lindsay lohan //.druggies // sleeping alone // living so far away from my sisters // that horse faced tori spelling // taco del mar commercial // that Knoxville character (extremely un attractive) // the creepy voice from am/pm commericals // apple juice // hot dogs // Tom Cruise // star wars - though I've never seen it // mustard // outhouses // sunburns // car commercials - there are so fucking many // when the temp. of my apartment goes above 35 after the sun is already down!! // bands like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Hedley etc // Janet Jackson // Christina Aguilera // Slow FOB walkers // I hate that Sugar Mountain closed // prominent facial piercings // Christmas lights (should only be displayed in december) // large tattoos on men // when ppl say "cheers" at the end of an email/conversation // new nelly furtado music // bananas // bear mace!! // Shakira // cinnamon gum // stretched lobes - you do realize what that's gonna look like when you're 60 right? ICK!!! // Australian accents // the beastie boys. uggh, i hate them // Vegans. For the love of God, eat some meat and dairy!! // Elmo // hot tubs // Black-Yellow combinations - HATE!! // Coldplay // Eva Longoria // The name "Serena" // Bills // Canteloupe // Summer TV // Steve-o // Nick Lachey. Whatta fuckin tool // wet socks and feet // sick people // the Terry Fox run // when your milk goes bad // mystickyspacebarkey// when ppl give you the middle finger -- but include the thumb with the gesture - think lame ass white guys //
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