Valentine's Day is such a silly little holiday! I don't even know why people get so worked up over it. The real meaning behind it is much cuter, I wish we still celebrated it like that.
Basically there was a festival celebrating the fertility God a long time ago, and boys would draw girls names from an urn and they would be partners for a year, sort of like Valentines. Then an emperor came and banned the festival, but a guy named St. Valentine was like, hey no, that's not fair ! And married couples secretly. But he ended up getting beheaded because of it.
So tragic.
Basically there was a festival celebrating the fertility God a long time ago, and boys would draw girls names from an urn and they would be partners for a year, sort of like Valentines. Then an emperor came and banned the festival, but a guy named St. Valentine was like, hey no, that's not fair ! And married couples secretly. But he ended up getting beheaded because of it.
So tragic.
im legit so fucked up, im so surprised i can still tyypeee, i guess the bloww sobered me uuppp fucking quuiick from so muchhh,
but anyways. i fucking love rum.
but anyways. i fucking love rum.
what a fucked niiighht,
fuck i missed partying with my bestfriend in the wooorld.
@escape,
<3 with out her, my life would be so dull . likee im so happpy right nowwww i can chill with her all night, i haven't been this fucked inso longgg. with my bestfriends around me. i realllyyy did need to move back to calgary, my best years where here.
fuck i missed partying with my bestfriend in the wooorld.
@escape,
<3 with out her, my life would be so dull . likee im so happpy right nowwww i can chill with her all night, i haven't been this fucked inso longgg. with my bestfriends around me. i realllyyy did need to move back to calgary, my best years where here.
i made my boyfriend make out with a fat girl at the cluuubbbb last night lollolol.
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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