I love the movie sandlot. a bunch of friends coming together in the summer. we comprimised. this is a team your grandchildren will hear about. movies will be made about these men.

CHUCK NORRIS IS OUR GENERAL MANAGER.

welll where do i start we had 12 players try out for our team on april 24 2008 unfortunately we had to bring our numbers down to 11 so one had to go. we made unanomous decision and the immigrant from mexico had to go.
Only one goalie tryed out but we felt he was the best around. played junior b in stettler for the winter had an excellen GAAA of 9.5 and was relied on heavily. we like him to stop the puck for us that is about it.
On defense we found a native of Red Deer Alberta, home of Ron Mclean. Cory Kloss. Biceps the size of my leg no big deal hes got a cannon and will use at anytime as long as his d partner passes. His d partner is me. I struggled making the team as i was unable to attend the tryouts so i had to video tape myself and send in my skills. i guess the coach liked what he saw. the other pairing consists of the Lacombe connection. they both love the grade nine girls. Andy Williams and Jared Guilbaut. Andy is the fastest skater in Kanada so he was a shoe in for this team. Guilbaut on the other hand well we took him forr his humor. while he sits on the bench he jokes. every team needs that. when he is on the floor tho his defense is flawless.


Forwards..... Our first one owns a MEAT shop. the beef jerky there is great stop by and try it. Jason Bell. scores the clutch goals for the men in need. back chekcs the odd time. has the heart of a tiger and will joke with guilbaut when necessary... dunnnnn duuunnnnnn duunnnnnnnnnn NOW FOR the Kheddar on our team he wears the K on the left side of the his concrete chest. he bleeds redneck blood. well kinda in his off time he spends bathing in vannilla bath bubbles with candles lit and cucumbers on his eyes... his favorite drink is a shirley temple and he enjoys playing his violin. it really shows on the ice. his stride is fluent hands are made of gold. puck will strike bar before net every single greatness time. the 3rd forward would be my younger sibling. he is the opposite of me. Sam Jardine he is the devil. he is sean avery of hockey. he is T.O of Football. he is ozzie guyen of baseball. he is hated by everyone that does not sport the R on the front. goalies hate him. (because he doesnt know how to stop) An edmonton oil king prospect was interested in our team so we decided to give him a chance. i would compare him to sidney crosby in hockey. dominates everytime he steps on the floor. scouts drool over his hands and vision. our only Bentley alberta product was a late sign up. he told us he needs something to keep him in shape for his upcoming junior b season so we made aarragnments to get him on the floor a couple times a game. Wyatt Fraser ladies and gentlemen

Coach. he fills our water bottles with holy water. stands behind us in every decision we make and most importanly qquenches our most important thirst as he is the only LEGAL redncek. thank you JESUS Trevor Kuratis ladies and gentlemen


CHUCK NORRIS IS OUR GENERAL MANAGER.