Im Phat and Fat with PH and F

im currently learning geetar

SNAKEBOARDING RULES.................i no what ur thinking "snakeboarding? is he mad does he not no how to spell skateboard?" well u r mistakin...........SNAKEBOARDING IS AWSOME.............check some pics of some boards below

i like laser tag good time yall

a description of me in 4 word is:
Man whore and slut

I shaved my head in october it was afta i saw the 5th element with bruce willis. I decided to go into a whole different direction with my life. Shaved my head, moved outa my house into a tree in northern California & I'm a vegan now.

Brianne dances like a crazy mother like wow to quote fall out boy ... "DANCE DANCE"....U rock my socks even when im barefoot

GRAEME (guitargraeme) wrote me a poem i love it cuz it's true......graeme is a gentle kind giant who likes to party hardy and all the ladies love him....... if u leave him a comment and u get a response from him consider urself VERY VERY VERY lucky becuz he knows SOOOOOOO many ladies

if he had a million dollars
he could buy every hoe
though he doesnt need a million dollars for that
if he had a million dollars
he would buy all bad bands
and tell them 'hey, your a bad band'
if he had a million dollars
he'd buy you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa picture of himself


10 Reasons Why To Date A Soccer Player:

1. we are hott
2. we are really hott
3. we are x-tremely hott
4. we are ridiculously good looking
5. we are good looking
6. we don't have helmet hair
7. we dont slap other guys asses *cough cough football cough cough*
8. we have good moves
9. we look good
10. we love to score

I like eggs.............. I LOVE MILK.......I got friends.... I love the hott ladies.............I LOVE COVERT OPERATIONS...........message to all the ladies out there>>>>>>why have a six pack when u can have keg<<<<<think about it

I LIKE SUPERMAN HE THE BEST.......HE COULD KICK SPIDERMANS BUTT......NO OFFENSE


Talking about food here is how i eat some of my fav foods:
Fruit-by-the-foot as we all no it is long. U have to unroll i to take the paper out unless your one of those weird paper eaters but i wont talk about them. While eating it i just roll it back up in my mouth into the position it was originally. Thats a good stategy.
Twix i dont really care for the cookie hard part on the bottem. What I really care about is the carmel-choclaty part on the the top. It's like the top of a muffin u no u can't really sell the top of the muffin without the bottom but the top of the muffin is wat everybody really want. U might ask "Y not buy carmel?" Well i tried that b 4 and ive come to realize that there is no carmel like a twix carmel. It might a have to do with the cookie taste still on because it's been together for so long. It's like a marinade, it's marinaded with cookie taste and u can't just go out and buy marinaded cookie tasted carmel.
Fruit snack i chose scooby-doo fruit snacks. Eat the worst flavours first. So the purple one i eat 1st. This way u can savour the last one. Then eat the blue one. Now I have a tough decission I have a 3 orange which is my fav colour, 2 yellow and a red. 1st eat an orange, gulp the yellow, eat another orange, gulp the yellow, then a red, then I'm going close it out with an orange. Thats a sympony of fake flavours.
U no a bagel is very startchy and so is an petzel stick. Put prezel sticks in the bagel now u have a pretzel bagle. It's soft with a hard center which is opposite to wat usually happens. normally something will have a hard outside and soft inside.
Blow pop I am a big fan of blow pops. When eating a blow pop as u no there is gum in the middle so i have a lil competion with my self try and test my self, my ability to stay focused and u no fight the urdge to just go right after the gum. I think u can tell a person character by the way they eat their blow pop. When it gets close u no when it border like a lil layer of sucker and the gum is just sittin there waiting i try to u no not go afta the gum until all of the sucker is gone. U have to eat your dinner bfore u get dessert

I cry after reading western novels. I actually like pop corn thats not poped i just ike the kernal. Im a tarus. I have a lotion collection (face, hand cream the works). I enjoy wilderbeast, it's an animal that lives in the Saringeti, if u don't no where that is neither do i. I don't do well in front of crouds. I like drinking water, and not only do i like drinking water but i like playing on it too. My family is from mexico. I'm afraid of heights. I don't like dairy products. I like puling the crust off pb&j. Im short on patassium c my finger nails, little white spots. I like water sports. Im scared of speed & stuff that moves quick.


Its so true


Pokemon! With bipin' and the boppin and the guy comes out RAWR RAWR!


Cam his moms name is marsha and his bro name is VIN and another bro named Sean-YU he told me his dad is an alchaholic cam has not to many friends


Owned!!!!


U no HE OWNED!!!!!!


my girls





This the dog i own named max


Fuckin eh? eh!


wowie zowie


WOOP DOOP POOP

OWNED



OK LETS SEE WHAT ELSE BOUT ME HMM.....I play geets .........(not very well but still i'm learnding).......

GHANDI IS AMAZING

LOVE MACHINE
MR. LOVER
L.i.


Fav Quotes:

OWNER OF LASER TAG PLACE (i think his name was Ken)
"u shoot him and the thing will rumble and maybe u give the guy some pleasure" OMG I LAUGHED FOR SOOOOOOO SOOOOOO SOOOOOOO LONG AT THAT OMG

Carl Hanratty (Tom hanks)
Catch Me if you can
"you wanna hear a joke"
"sure I would love to hear a joke from u"
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"go fuck yourselves"

Anikon Skywalker / Darth Vadar
Star Wars episode III
"Love can't save you Padme only my new powers can save you"

Anikon Skywalker
Star Wars episode II
"I killed them all and not just them men, the women and kids too. They were animals and I killed them like animals. I HATE THEM."

Anikon Skywalker / Darth Vadar
Star Wars episode III
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOO"

CAM DUMPSTER
"man i feel like fucking a baked potato"
what cam wanted to say
"i feel like a fucking baked potato"

Colin, me, Jeff and Conan O'brian
"boob action" and "walker texas ranger"

Colin, me and Jeff
"GUTTERBALL"

Jeff, Me and Matt
"FOOTBALL" "FOOT BALL" "FOOTBAll *no emotion*"

Brendan Leonard Show-
"When I see you, you make me wanna eat onions and that says a lot cause im lactose n tolerent"

School of Rock-
"You know who else has a weight issue"
"who?"
"me"
"Why dont you go on a diet?"
"because i like to eat"

Waynes World-
"when you were a kid did u ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl?"

Simpsons
Barney - "don't cry for me im already dead"


Songs: (i think u should download all of them)


NETHING BY JACK JOHNSON
NETHING BY FRANZ FERDINAND
NETHING AND EVERYTHING BY PAULA OR VAIN (her nexopie is share with 2 other girls find her at---> 3,sum (u cant download ne of her songs yet u gotta wait a while till she FAMOUS (thats right i said famous what u goin do bout it huh paula?(omg dont hurt me(but in the meantime get her cd i recently got it and im like wow)))))


I like Giraffes

hmm what else bout me........i dunno.......i dont like talk bout myself.......lets talk bout u....

-Spiders.... ughhhh yeah long story........ well kinda long but not very long..... i think its long but you may not think its long..... i only tink it long cuz i would type it ..... but you could prob read it in half the time it would take me to write it..... so if you wanna know just ask
-ppl who ramble on and on about nothing hahahhahhahah^^^^^

PEOPLE IF U GOIN CALL ME A SLUT JUST CUZ IM BETTER LOOKING THEN U .........................I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO DONT WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


---------Creepy pervs at laser tag who will let u shoot him 10 times if a girl (i wont say her name lets just call her ainsley) will take off all her clothes in the laser tag place...........CREEPY

----SUMMER WHEN SHE MAKES FUN OF MY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!....TAKE THAT SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take that!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING TOLD U IT WAS THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
----Brianne and nessa when they call me a tree:(