Kissing test.
You have to hold you breath from when you start copying this until you post it.
And if you can you are a good kisser but if you can't it means that you are a sucky kisse
Would you
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Hold me If I was upset?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DOYOU...
[_] think im nice?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] hot?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] a bitch?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] gotten shit faced with me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] going to put this on your blog and see what i say about you?
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty always mention
Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
You're a queen and so you should be treated
Though you never get the lovin' that you needed
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
Takin' a beatin', mission completed
Mama said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with her emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Uh, uh
Girl, in spite of my behavior, said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say girl I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Girl, in spite of my behavior, well, you are my savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, well, girl I surrender
(Said thanks for giving me your love)
Now life is one big party when you're still young
And who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty always mention
Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:
Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:
Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fuck off then'
Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well
Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
98% of nexopia is emo, if you are one of the 2% that has remained pimpin as fuck copy this into your profile
Please Man"
(feat. Wyclef Jean)
Please man
Don't call the police man
Why can't we just be friends
And try to get along
I don't wanna hurt no one
I just wanna have a little fun
So I'm begging you please man
Don't call the police man
I didn't know the stereo was playin' so loud
I didn't know the go-go girls were dancing
It's outta sight (outta sight), it's all right (all right)
So let me get you a cold Red Stripe
Please man
Don't call the police man
Why can't we just be friends
And try to get along (we don’t like those country rappers)
I don't wanna hurt no one
I just wanna have a little fun
So I'm begging you please man
Don't call the police man
I didn’t mean to cause a scene or make anyone mad
For goodness sake, no need to hate, we were just playin’
So count to ten, do it again, you do anything you like
Please man
Don't call the police man
Why can't we just be friends
And try to get along (we don’t like those country rappers)
I don't wanna hurt no one
I just wanna have a little fun
So I'm begging you please man
Don't call the police man
[Wyclef:]
Check my country swagger, I dress in black like the late Johnny Cash, Stash more cash than Willie Nelson, why you
undercover guys we can split the profits man, I'm a gambler like Kenny Rogers, my T-shirt says "the devil went down to
Georgia" like Charlie Daniels -- yea haw, Back in the crib I'm watchin' Reba, I hear the helicopters, police bust the door
down, I'm in court gettin' judges by the Judds, I got acquitted 'cause they love them cowboys, cowgirls call me Wyclef Jean
with those Big & Rich boys...
Be friends and try to get along
I don't want to hurt no one
I just wanan have a little fun
So I'm begging you please man
Don't call the police man
So I'm begging you please man
Don't call the policeman
Radio lyrics
On the road making noise
Rocking hard for all the girls and boys
We got the groove we got the songs
Our kinda music makes you sing along
Well jump on up in your chair
Everybody throw your hands up in the air
You're gonna scream until it hurts
You know you're gonna get your dollar's worth well
[Chorus:]
Crank it up tonight
when you hear us on your radio OH OH...
We'll take you for a ride
anywhere that you want to go OH OH...
Glad you all could make it out to the big show
One, two, three, four, hey hey here we go
A big city or a hick town
Soon or later we'll be coming around
We like to party with the rowdy croud
We like our fiddles and our guitars loud
[Chorus:]
Crank it up tonight
when you hear us on your radio OH OH...
We'll take you for a ride
anywhere that you want to go OH OH...
Glad you all could make it out to the big show
One, two, three, four, hey hey here we go
Crank it up tonight
when you hear us on the radio OH OH...
We'll take you for a ride
anywhere that you want to OH OH...
Glad you all could make it out to the Big & Rich show
One, two, three, four, hey hey here we go
Crank it up tonight when you hear us on your radio
