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Jessey-James Jordan..::..W.L.Seaton..::..Grade 11..::..Faggot..::..Singer..::..Makeup Artist..::..Filthiest Person Alive..::..Big, Blonde, and Beautiful..::..I Am Me

I'm a boy who still believes in romance:
That sex is not the most important thing in a relationship,
That true love, despite being uncommon, is out there somewhere,
We may not all have soul mates, but there is someone for everyone... somewhere.
I want a relationship,one where emotion is deeper than physical ,where I can feel safe, where I feel respected. I want him to care about me, protect me, and fight for me. Where we can stay up talking, even if we have nothing to say. The conversation is never dead, but we don't have to talk to let each other know we love them. We can go for walks and jogs, play sports, or just cuddle. He'd surprise me with tickets to a jazz concert. He'd give up a party to be with me when I'm sick. He'd call just to say goodnight. We could have fun, yet be serious when needed. I wouldn't need to worry about how I look when I'm with him, because he can see me as more than what the eyes pick up. I want to be able to introduce him to my family, and have him involved in my life. I want to be proud of him, and to be able to trust him. Loyal, considerate, compassionate, spontaneous, honest, creative... I just want him.

Ok People. This is the coming of a new age. The age of "Jessey-Jamez" and his fight for equality. Jeffree Star has had his 15 minutes of fame, and Chris Crocker has had his too, along with many others. Everyone should be entitled to their own 15 minutes of fame. This is my 15 minutes. Begining now I am asking all of you on my friends list to help promote me and help raise me up to internet fame. Now I realize that at least Jeffree Star has his music and makeup talents to make him famous, and Chris Crocker has his video talents. And I realize that I have no talents to speak of but I DO have a voice, and I plan to use it. Everyone now a days seems so scared to speak their minds. I want to help them do so by being the first to speak my mind. Because its a known fact that no one wants to speak their mind first on some subjects, but oncesomeone does, everyone else seems to follow. You are probably all asking me why I want to be famous and what can I bring to the table as well as what is in it for you. Well I plan to use my "fame" (If i ever become famous) to promote equality. I want to prove that gays and straights are equal, african-americans and whites are equal, over weight and under weight are equal, everything and everyone should be treated equally. A homosexual should be treated the same as heterosexuals. Black people should be treated the same as white people. People with mental disorders should be given the same respect as others. Life is to short to be spent hating someone over something as silly as skin color or etc...
I think people now a days are so scared to be different because they dont want to stand out compared to others that they end up hating others to hopefully bring those people down and out of the spot light. Because it is the people who stand out that bring attention to the way everyone else acts. For example, someone has a very different sence of style, so they get ridiculed and spotlighted because of this fact, meanwhile you think that what this person is wearing looks really good, but you dont want to bring attention to yourself because others seem to hate this sence of style, thus your deside to go with the flow and hate just so you dont get ridiculed for having a different sence of style to. Everyone on this earth is unique and has their own different thought of everything. Stop trying to be the same as everyone else, because being the same is what is really weird. Embrace your unique quirks. Let out how you really feel and be who you want to be. Because life is to short to hide from what and who you really are. Be proud of yourself. Dont be scared to stand out. Because in our own little ways, everyone stands out. And the world now a days seems to be so shallow. I am fighting to change that. Just because someone might be a little over weight does not mean they dont diserve to know what it is like to wanted or loved. I know everyone has their own preferences, all I ask is try to be open minded, dont rely so heavily on what someone looks like, cos what matters most is what is on the inside. So please join me in the fight for equality.
-Jessey Jamez

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

Why is Gay Pride And Not Heterosexual Pride

I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day!

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