Nexopia | Profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

BASICS

Height:	179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Kelowna, Okanagan, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	03:12pm \| Jul 23, '05
Profile Updated:	11:29pm \| Sep 03, '08

INTERESTS

Movies:	Action, Comedy, Drama, Spy/Political Thrillers, Teen
Animals/Pets:	Dogs, Reptiles, Rodents
Cars:	Audio, Car Clubs, Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Offroad, Tuning, Motorbikes
Music:	Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Rap, Techno, Rave
Sports:	Boxing, Car racing, Hiking, Kickboxing, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, Weight lifting, Motocross, Snowmobiling
Activities:	Clubbing, Drinking, Listening to music, Partying, Pool/Billiards, Traveling
Outdoor:	Camping, Hunting, Hiking

MOTOCROSS FOR LIFE

GRAD 08 HELL YA

Broken Two Ribs, Compressed Spine, One Surgery and Im Still Here Doin What I Do Best MOTOCROSS FOR LIFE

Coltan Kuntz

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
2 people were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

SHIT HAPPENS

I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys girls who agree repost. and to the few guys who have balls and agree also

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FMX

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is a loser.
3.We would like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're beautiful, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind..
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like it