Name: Lisa
Appearance: Short and suspiciously dimwitted looking
School: Dover Bay
Occupation: Fag Hag (employed by colby briggs - incircles)
Fav local band: colour book
counting hearbeats
sinister

Instruments: play piano, play guitar( well... sort of), want to play drums, like to sing but suck shit
Family: Crazy, insane , academically driven parents, gay-man-sister, relatively normal brother
I seriously think my mother is trying to make me a HERMIT!

In 1940's during the battle of hong kong canadian soldiers were told by the british "If you are driving down the street in the city of Kowloon if you hit a chineseman, you look back in your rearview mirror, and if he's still kicking, you back that truck up and run over him again. Becausei if you send him to the hospital, it'll cost you the hospital bill. If you kill him, it'll cost you five dollars for burial." - and people say the chinese are cheap

A day in my life is relatively boring, although if you are clever, you may catch me as my usual gullable self and feed me any lie and have me believe it. I am terrible at carrying conversations and usually dump that responsibility on whichever asinine fellow is dumb enough to befriend me. (Colby and Brad are just two of my regular victims) I hate talking for myself when it comes to asking for directions or talking to some stranger on the phone. According to others i look like a hag, and am in dire need of youth cream. So if any of u by anychance come across some type of youth potion notify me immediatly!!!
. I think that bad teen soaps with bad scripts will always be bad no matter how many "pretty" people the directors use in order to compensate for the obvious lack of intelligence. Media engineered talent is not talent but a plastic doll with a synthetic voice. I luv people who easy going and hate people that try to follow every rule literally even though no one expects them to while possessing some extremely anal characteristics. Preppy sluts are also amongst the most hateful people on earth in my opinion.
Yoshitaka Amano (the artist), Rumiko takashi (the cartoonist) and Yoshiki and mana (- songwriters and band members of malice mizer and X japan) are my heroes... kinda funny how their all japanese .. just shows how much of a wanna be i am.

LEAVE A COMMENT. IF U'D LIKE. SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS HI IS GOOD ENOUGH. I DON'T CARE WHO U ARE (THAT IS AS LONG AS U'RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC) i'M JUST BORED AS HELL AND AT THE POINT ANY ENTERTAINMENT IS GOOD.

memorable quotes: "hey baby i'm magnetic....prrrrrr" - Colby
I SPEAK WHITE! (me being colby)'
" A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone, a bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone but you."
" Be Gay! apparently u can get a scholar ship" (funny thing is its actually true!)
"I'm kinda afraid of having a three some with two boys.... i mean what if they forget about u?" " Asians are everywhere!!! sonner or later we're going to hump you!"
"tall man you suck! YOU'RE LIKE THE GIANT THAT ATE THE BEAN STALK" - a photographer's interpretation of colby

Androgenous looking guys... sadly most of them are gay which doesn't give me much a chance
GUYS WITH LONG HAIR.....MAKEUP FOR THE ONES THAT CAN PULL IT OFF
MUSICIANS!! :LOVE:

Bands:
The Dandy Warhols, The Rosebuds, The Faint, Aerosmith, The Beatles, The Doors,Thompson Twins, Tears for Fears, MUSE, The Doves, Coldplay, Radiohead, Stretch Princess, Greenday, The Strokes, The Delgados, Mando Diao, The throwing muses, Suede, Franz Ferdinand, Black rebel motorcycle club, KISS, Modest Mouse, The White Stripes, the shins, Marilyn Manson, Fall out Boy, Tracy & The plastics, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beulah, From Bubblegum to Sky, The Essex Green, Nirvana, Nine inch Nails, Blur, The Cure, David Bowie, Blondie, Billy Idol, Echo and the Bunnyman, Ima Robot, THe Bloc Party, Spoon, Weezer, The Perishers, tiger trap
Canadian Bands: Metric, Hot HOt Heat, The Stills, The Dears, The Unicorns, The deadky snakes, Guess WHo, The new Pornographers, Les Georges Leningrad, immaculate machine



NOTHING ROCKS LIKE LADYTRON!!

Gackt


J rock Bands:
The Back Horn
Buck-tick
Polysics

The 5,6,7,8's
Shonen Knife
Pizzicato Five
The Plastics
The Pillows
Thee Michelle gun elephant
Go!GO! 1788
The Brilliant Green

The Yellow Monkey
The Blue Hearts
Dir en grey

Judy and Mary
Kozi
L'arc en ciel

X Japan
Moi Dix Mois
Malice Mizer

Korean Bands:
The witches
Jaurim
Mot
Monni
Deli Spice
The trax
Tierra
Crying Nut
Peterpan complex


Chinese bands:
Silver Ash


Genres: Idie rock/pop, Brit pop, dance-punk, alternative, new wave, prog, post-punk, metal, twee pop, bubblegum pop, rock and roll,


Electric and Acoustic Guitar.... Kit Drums......Bass Guitar.....Piano/ Keyboard
Artists: Yoshitaka Amano, Scott Radke, Clive Barker, Lucien Levy Durmer, Da Vinci, pierre Spalaikovitch, Rembrant, Albrecht Durer
Writers: Douglas Adams, Philip Pullman, Ian Irvine, Tolkien, J.K Rowling, Rumiko Takahashi.... and others
Books/ Graphic Novels: Hitchhiker's guide to the Universe, White Oleander, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Ranma 1/2,
CARTOONS: Family guy, South Park, Smurfs, anime

Movies: Fight club, Fargo, Bowling for columbine, Igby Goes down, Thirteen, Keeping the Faith, Go, Cruel Intentions, Gladiator, 007 (Nothing newer than golden eye), Rocky Horror Picture show, Breakfast club, Pretty in Pink, Bruce Lee movies

People who Think they know alot about (politics, music, art and film) but infact no nothing what so ever (not that I know anything about politics or that much about the other subjest, but at least I don't pretend to )
In Short I hate Hipocytes, ppl that enjoy acting like dick's and "popular" slutty idiots

!!DRUGS!!

BaSkEtBall
Baseball
Golf (cannot be considered a sport!)

Baptist convention in north carolina: this is an quote from a magazine on the convention
"about 100 people ages 15 to 25 were there to worship, sway their arms to christian rock, listen to advice about how to stop masturbating..."
PPPFFFFFFTTTT!!

HOW DO U LIKE THEM APPLES!!! (needless to say i hate homophobics)


POSERS

people who have some strange grudge against fruits and vegtables

MC'DONALDS, WENDY'S, DAIRYQUEEN, BURGER KING, and anyother grease filled fast food outlet

Heavily religous ppl who try to press their faith on u and/or forcefully try to convert you

Guys that have bike parts posted all over their profiles.. whats up with that anyways?
Guys that fill their profiles with pictures of themselves....topless ..and flexing.....it pretty much screams egoist
no one loves a narcssist

necrophiliacs... thats just wrong

R&B and Rap artists like Ashanti and Snoop dog

THE O.C!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!!! AND ANY OTHER TEEN SOAP WITH A BAD SCRIPT AND PEOPLE WHO CAN'T ACT

Britney Spears, micha barton .. i think thats how u spell her name
lindsay lohan, Raven, Chad michael murry (Terrible actors annoy the hell out of me)
people engineered by the media,who where first actors then so called singers, who can't play an instrument and still consider themselves musicians
singers who cant sing