You Know You Live In 2006 When . . .
[1.] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.

[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the .T.V.

[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

[9.] And.. you were too busy to notice there is no number 5.

[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.

[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
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