Type your name and 'needs' into Google and record the first 10 items that pop up.......

1- Alex needs... a new house

2- Alex needs... more than just a rat trap for this vermin

3- Alex needs... a lynching mob

4- Alex needs... to change his shorts again

5- Alex needs... her back

6- Alex needs... "smo' freaking money!!!'"

7- Alex needs... a man

8- Alex needs... to freak out

9- Alex needs... to read this

10- Alex need... a car

holy crap if you haven't done this, do it its hilarious just look!!!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
I am sexy.

2. When's the next time you will have sex?
Have to check my schedule, I'll get back to you on that one.

3.What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"?
Luck

4. Favorite planet?
Mercury

5.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list?
I don't know It would just say, "Missed Call".

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
I Ran

7. What shirt are you wearing?
...none

8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
facebook

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
none

10. Bright or Dark Room?
dark

11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey?
me or the person who I stole it from?

12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in?
the bigger one

13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night?
watching Taxi Driver

14. What was your last message you received?
something from Cort, I don't remember...or care

15. How do you like your eggs?
ovulating

16. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot?
okay

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
my mommy

18. Last furry thing you touched?
a keyboard...ooh that was a tough one

19. How many Drugs have you done in the last three days?
does Polysporin count?

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
1

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
14-15, Grade 9

22. Your worst enemy?
General Zod

23. What wallpaper do you have on your desktop?
Dunno, its a jagged mountain surrounded by water

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I dunno, it was confusing

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
The money

26. Do you like someone?
contemplating..

27. The last song you listened to?
The closing song from Taxi Driver

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot, what would you do?
Crap my pants and probably cry

29. If you could punch 1 person in the face, who would it be?
I dunno, some-one who really deserves it. But I would make the shot count and K-O them.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
A computer chair... another stumper here

What that's it? That survey sucked.

What color of shirt are you wearing?

Red=loud
Green=stupid
Blue=innocent
White=rich
Aqua=freaky
Yellow=skanky
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black= horny
Orange=funny
Gray= gorgeous
Pink= preppy
Brown=tree-hugging
Multicolored= sweaty
Other= Hott
Nothing= Sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

Shorts=prep
Skirt/Skort=homo
Jeans=stripper
tight jeans=scene kid
Ripped Jeans=slut
Cammo=cage fighter
Cordoroy=skank
Cargo=clown
Sweats/basketballshorts= gangsta
Thong=whore
Boxers=manwhore
Bootieshorts=Sex Kitten
Pajamas=emo
OTHER =retard

What color is your hair color?

blonde= with a hot body
black= with sexy abs
dark brown= with a broken heart
red = that likes to have fun
brunette = with a nice ass
dirty blonde= with a cute boyfriend or girlfriend
brown= with sexy eyes
bald = who trys to be different
OTHER =with herpes...type 2...and bad

I am a horny stripper with a hot body...and I needed a survey to find that out?!

Don't Lie Survey

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? What ex?
2. What color shirt are you wearing? Dark Blue
3. Have you dated anyone on your friends list? No
4. Do you have a crush for someone on your friends list? Yes, Evan is so sexy
5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life? All
6. How many kids do you want to have? 0
7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? could be better
8. What name would you want besides the one you have? I'm good
9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? no
10. What did you do for your last birthday? I had my sweet 16 at my house.
11. What's your main ringtone on your phone? I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
12. What time did you wake up today? 12:45
13. What were you doing two nights ago? Working
14. Do you like having your hair pulled? Not really
15. Name something you can't wait to do? I just can't wait to be king
16. Last time you saw your mom? Last night
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? I'm good for now.
18. If you had $250,000, what would you do with it? Did any-one say...hooker?
19. how long have you worked at your current job? 2 months and a little bit
20. Have you ever talked to Tom? I left him a message, but it was deleted
21.Describe the underwear you have on? None
22. Last thing you ate? Yogurt
23. What's your favorite month? August
24. Your least favorite month? September, or January
25. What's the last piece of clothing someone borrowed from you? Halloween costume
26. What is getting on your nerves right now? My new keyboard with its crappy backspace.
27. Most visited webpage? Nexus.
28. Last person you text messaged? Myself
29. Last person to make you sad? The doctor who cut of my mole
30. Would you take a bullet for your best friend? I have a lot of best friends, so if I had to take the bullets for all of them at the same time it would mean I would be shot several times in the chest and die. Sooo...maybe
31. Favorite kind of drink? A lot of different kinds
32. Favorite food? see drink ^
33. Favorite dessert? see 31. ^^
34. Have you been to Europe? I wish
35. If someone you hated died, what would you do? Run from the cops

i love how people take generic photos of couples and have coloured italic LYRICS underneath it. I think its so gay cause they don't realise that even though your "true emotions'
are being expressed that the rest of the world is doing THE EXACT SAME THING! God, why does ranting have to be so fun. and just to throw people off...

Giant Robo-Hampster!

"Photo courtesy PDPhoto.org".

PICK THE ONE THAT APPEALS MOST TO YOU:

COKE -- PEPSI -- MOUNTAIN DEW -- SPRITE -- 7UP -- NESTEA

AMERICAN IDOL -- AMERICA'S GOT TALENT -- AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

MINESWEEPER -- SOLITAIRE -- HEARTS -- BACKGAMMON -- CHECKERS

COSMOGIRL -- TEEN VOGUE -- SEVENTEEN -- J14 -- TEEN PEOPLE

TV -- COMPUTER -- MUSIC -- MOVIES -- TELEPHONE

PARK -- MOVIE THEATRE -- MALL -- FRIEND'S HOUSE

HAIRCUT -- MANICURE -- PEDICURE -- FACIAL -- WAX

SOAP -- TOOTHPASTE -- SHOWER GEL -- BUBBLES

CIGARETTES -- DRUGS -- ALCOHOL -- NOTHING

EARRINGS -- BRACELET -- NECKLACE -- ANKLET -- RING

PREP -- GOTH -- ROCKER – SKATER/PUNK -- BITCH -- NORMAL(if that applies to me)

MOM -- DAD -- SISTER -- BROTHER -- DONT CARE(meaning myself)

BLONDE -- BRUNETTE -- REDHEAD -- BLACK HAIR

DOG -- CAT -- RABBIT -- HAMSTER -- MOUSE -- FERRET -- LIZARD

BOYS -- GIRLS -- BOTH

PEOPLE -- ANIMALS -- BOTH

CUTE -- SEXY -- BEAUTIFUL -- PRETTY -- GOODLOOKING (whatever I can get)

PURSE -- WALLET -- BAG -- BACKPACK

NOSE -- EYES -- EARS -- SMILE -- TEETH --

PEN -- PENCIL -- MARKER -- CRAYON -- SHARPIE (as the wrestling fan in me shines out) -- PENCIL CRAYON

MP3 PLAYER -- IPOD -- CD PLAYER -- BOOM BOX

CDS -- CASSETTES -- DVDS -- VHS

HORROR -- COMEDY -- DRAMA -- THRILLER -- ROMANCE -- ACTION

SURVEYS -- ICONS -- QUOTES -- PICTURES -- BANNERS (how about a decent conversation??)

NUMBERS -- LETTERS -- SYMBOLS (weird question)

WATER -- SODA -- JUICE -- MILK

SUN -- RAIN -- SNOW -- HAIL -- WIND

MAKEUP -- HAIR PRODUCTS -- SKIN CARE PRODUCTS

CLOTHES -- JEWELLERY -- FASHION/TRENDS

SCHOOL -- SUMMER -- WINTER/SPRING BREAK -- SUMMER SCHOOL

SNOWMEN -- SNOW ANGELS -- SNOWBALL FIGHTS

MAKING SURVEYS -- TAKING SURVEYS -- POSTING SURVEYS (*see "decent conversation*)

ROCK -- POP -- HIPHOP -- ALTERNATIVE -- RAP -- R&B -- METAL -- COUNTRY

LIPGLOSS -- EYELINER -- FOUNDATION -- MASCARA -- EYESHADOW

READING -- WRITING -- SINGING -- DANCING -- BAND

CHIPS -- CAKE -- ICECREAM -- BROWNIES -- POPCORN

CRIMINAL MINDS -- LAW & ORDER -- MISSING -- WITHOUT A TRACE -- JUDGE JUDY -- NONE

NORTHAMERICA -- SOUTHAMERICA -- EUROPE -- ASIA -- AUSTRALIA -- AFRICA

LAGUNA BEACH -- THE HILLS -- MADE -- PIMP MY RIDE -- YO MAMA (doesn't any-one make thought provoking television any-more??)

PIZZA -- BURGERS -- HOT DOGS -- CHICKEN -- SOUP -- CAESAR SALAD

PINK -- BLUE -- GREEN -- RED -- YELLOW -- ORANGE

VIDEOS -- SONGS -- SOUNDTRACKS -- MUSICALS (i really don't care)

REALITY TV -- COMEDIES -- SOAPS -- SERIES -- CRIME

WEBCAM -- DIGITAL CAMERA -- REGULAR CAMERA -- CAMERA PHONE

STICKERS -- TEMPORARY TATTOOS -- NAIL DECALS/FAKE NAILS

CUPS -- MUGS

CONTACTS -- GLASSES -- BRACES -- HEAD GEAR

MUCH MUSIC -- MTV -- MTV2 -- VHI -- BET (*see "thought provoking television*)

BEYONCE -- BRITNEY -- CHRISTINA -- AVRIL -- HILARY (ROCK)

EMINEM -- 50CENT -- JOEL MADDEN -- GERARD WAY -- PETE WENTZ (???)

The Most Personal Quiz, Ever.
Ha so yeah, instead of writing humorous. I'm gonna be brutally honest, its gonna be awesome!
Who were you with last night?
Myself, Mom, Dad.
What woke you up this morning?
Alarm Clock
Where are you?
Computer room
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I should hope so
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Candace, and my mom
When was the last time you cried?
Not in a while, but my eyes keep on watering from tiredness.
-The PAST-
Ever thrown up in public?
Yes
Passed out because of alcohol?
No, and now I'm all sXe. 9 months baby!
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Why aren't I outside?
-The FUTURE -
Would you take a bullet for anyone?
I'd take a bullet for anyone, I'm very into heroism
Where would you like to live?
L.A., Outside Philly, Toronto. Florida maybe.
What kind of home would you like?
A lavish one, with nude hookers. The ones without aids.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I dunno, depends on what I do right now.
- IN GENERAL -
Do you like candy necklaces?
No, hate them. Too chalky
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
Every day.
Do you listen to music every day?
Yes
Do you still go trick or treating?
No, '06 was my last year. But it gives me a reason to try out gimmicks.
What was the last thing you ate?
A cookie
Are you a fast typer?
Not really
About how many people have you liked?
around 6.
What did you do this weekend?
Had Cort over, Bonfire, PWA!!, Pirates 3.
Whats your favorite type of SODA?
Dr. Pepper, Orange, Grape, Pepsi.
Have you ever won an award?
Nothing important.
What do you want to do right now?
Type, sing (but I'm not)
Are you listening to music right now?
Yes
Do you like someone right now?
Its in consideration.
Whats a quote that you love?

How long 'till your birthday?
I dunno about 3 months, 15 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes and 7 seconds...6 seconds.
When were you the saddest in your whole life?
When I had to change myself to be a better person
What time is it?
4:46
Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
No, but its fun to search.
What makes you mad?
Being extremely annoyed, and big a-holes.
What songs make you cry?
I've never cried from a song, unfortunately.
What songs make you happy?
Anything that's labeled as rock. Lately its been Arcade Fire, The Killers and MCR.
What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
Silence, its comforting.
Do you have a job?
Yessir
What makes you happy?
I don't understand the question
something i want to happen in 2007:
START TRAINING TO BE PRO WRESTLER
summer 2006:
Didn't that already happen. This summer (2007) I'm just going to hang around and rock out.
Honestly, will you miss 2006:
Don't focus on the past, look to the present and the future. That's where its at.

Peace!

This is just so I don't have that self-loathing blog on my profile any-more. So has any-one noticed how weird my blog titles are...titled?? So yeah this is my blog.



I DEMAND MORE HITS!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....ha.

25 SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF

1.What does your Nexopia Name MEAN?
Long story, basically Cameron Park Retard for Life

2. Where was your default pic taken??
My anus

3. What is your last name?
Myanus

4. Your current relationship status?
Hopeless

5. Honestly does your crush like you?
As long as she doens't was to stab me

6. What is your current mood?
Socialist

7. What/who do you love most?
Myself

8. What makes you happy ?
Myself, and other peoples misfortune

9. Are you musically challenged?
Hell yes

10. If you could go back in time, would you change something..?
Yes, but I wouldn't end up who I am today. And I beleive my past experiences have let me grow and learn, so maybe not or just a little.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day what would you be?
A freaking lion.

12. Ever have a near death experience?
I am death incarnate

13.Something you do a lot:
Stalk, maim, cannibalize

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
I have no idea

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
No-one, I am Jesus and created everything.

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Ben Affleck

17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes, man that was funny

18. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Smile

19. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A cheeseburger, just to watch them scratch their heads...

20. What's your favorite color?
Jamaica

21. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
All the time

23. Do you speak any other language?
Ig-pay atin-lay

24. Whats your favourite smell?
Garlic

25. What are you currently thinking?
How much gasoline can you fit into a suit made of human flesh.

1. Height?
6'2"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Only as an infant
3. Do you own a gun?
it's invisible, I call him Claude
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
It depends on why I'm there, like proctologists (love 'em)
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
'aight only once a month
7. Whats your favorite Christmas song?
Hey Santa Claus, you f*cking c*nt!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Battery Acid
9. Can you do push ups?
Only while blinfolded!
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Well, nothing has mutated...yet
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My c*ck ring. (I peirced my pet chicken)
12. Do you like painkillers?
No, painkillers are for pussies
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My gigantic...sense of humour. (nice save)
14. Do you have A.D.D.? [Attention Deficit Disorder]
Oh a bunny!
15. What is your name?
John F. Kennedy...
16. Middle Name?
...Kennedy!
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
"Hey, that looks like a good sandwich", "where did I leave my pet tarantula?", "I hope this elevator goes up!"
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Sex, Sex, Youtube (I love working at Google)
Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Liquid Nitrogen, Hydrogen Di-Oxide, Milk
22. Current worry?
Hope I don't fall in this bathtub, while holdin this toaster...oh damn
23. Current hate?
Bathtubs and Toasters
24. Favorite place to be?
Jail
25. How did you bring in the New Year?
I killed a bunch of hookers and ate their entrails.
26. Where would you like to go?
Out of the country
27. Do you own slippers?
If by slippers you mean an illegal mexican immigrant, then yes.
28. What shirt are you wearing?
Its blue
30. Favorite color(s)?
The number 8
31. Would you be a pirate?
If by pirate you mean homocidal maniac, then yes
32. Are you gay?
If by gay you mean loving the same sex, then no.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
GWAR, An*l C*nt, Weird Al, etc.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
That daddy would beat me...again
35. What's in your pockets right now?
A dollar, pumpkin bombs, the blueprints to the Pentagon
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
The kind that absorb a lot of HIV positive blood.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Infected toenail, (my foot is a whore)
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Enough to watch TV, but not enough to have a dead body in the attic.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Cort
42. Who is your most silent friend?
That deaf guy we beat up
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Yeah, Orange Crush! lol,lol,lol,lol...I'm so lonely
44. Do u wish on shooting stars?
I'm not racist against "normal" stars, their perfectly fine to wish on too
45. What is your favorite book?
My scrapbook called, "Famous People I'd kill". Let me just say, "Your lucky your already dead, Marlon Brando"
46. What is your favorite candy?
Human flesh
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
"I don't Love You" by My Chemical Romance
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"WOOP (There it is)"
49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Watching Huff on A&E...or was it Showcase??
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Who the F*CK did I sleep with this time? Paris Hilton?! ...(should've worn a condom...)

LAYER ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists;

Alexisonfire (OH MY GOD I AM!! STOP DROP AND ROLL B*TCH!)
Led Zeppelin
Escape the Fate
XTC (oh yeah, I know stuff)

LAYER TWO:
-- Name: Alex
-- Birth date; June 6, 2006 (6/6/6 )
-- Nickname: Alex
-- Current Location: Home
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Blonde
-- Righty or Lefty: Lefty
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo (its a lion...rawr)

LAYER THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: Zellers baby, yeah.
-- Your weaknesses: Kryptonite
-- Your fears: Salvation
-- Your perfect pizza: Round
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Superstardom

LAYER FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: Ass
-- Your bedtime: round 10:30
-- Most missed memory: That one...

LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Real food
-- Adidas or Nike: Zellers
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Real tea (kicks both y'all asses)
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: what exactly are we talking about here?
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cocaine

LAYER SIX:
-- Curse: I cannot decapitate on holy grounds...damned Highlander rules
-- Take a shower everyday: shower of hot steamy, soapy...I don't know where I was going with this...
-- Have a crush: ...
-- Do you think you've been in love: not really
-- Want to go to college: depends (literally, I'm wearing depends)
-- Like(d) high school: its allright
-- Want to get married: eventually
-- Think you're attractive: I hope so.
-- Think you're a health freak: not really, though I am a freak
-- Get along with your parents: yep
-- Play an instrument: nope

LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month;
-- Drank alcohol: sXe for three months
-- Done a drug: never, don't plan to either (except medication for illness aka. Tylenol)
-- Gone to the mall: yep
-- Kissed someone: nope
-- Eaten an entire box of oreos? nope
-- Eaten Sushi: can't remember, maybe early december
-- Been on stage: yep
-- Gone skating: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: can't cook
-- Gone Skinny dipping: in December? ...this survey has retarded
-- Stolen anything: nope

LAYER EIGHT:
Ever;
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing:...maybe
-- Been called a tease: nope
-- Been beaten up: only by friends or relatives

LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: before I die would be nice.
-- Numbers of Children: -3 (thats right, I wanna kill some babies)
-- What country would you most like to visit: America, Japan

LAYER TEN:
Attracting in the opposite/same sex;
-- Best eye color: black
-- Best hair color: neon
-- Short hair or long hair: bald
-- Height: 9'8"
-- Best weight: 2 lbs

LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 3
-- Number of CDs that I own: a couple

THE VIRGIN TEST

Ok so here's the deal...
Start with 100% and minus 1%
for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your _69_% virgin.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9. Been verbally sexually harassed.
10. Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had of someone the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an X-Ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten Sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Answered the phone while you were in the shower
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

1. How old will you be in five years?
21
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Myself
3. How tall are you?
6'1"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Christmas, Big Kaiju Wrestle
5. What's the last movie you saw in theatres?
Van Wilder 2: Rise of The Taj
6. Who was the last person you called?
Brittany
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Aunt
8. What was the last text message you received?
Alex turn on your frickin cell phone!
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
...??
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
call
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married
13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
Last night
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue
16. What are you wearing right now?
Pants, shirt, socks, underpants
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
none
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
here
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
not here
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Philly
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Famous
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Dark
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
I really laugh every day
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
6
26. How big is your bed?
pretty big
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
desktop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
...you tell me
29. What color are your sheets?
red
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
three
31. What is your favorite season?
Winter
32. What do you like about fall?
Smell
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow
34. What do you like about the summer?
Swimming, no school
35. What do you like about spring?
...??
36. How many provinces have you lived in?
1
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
1
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
depends
39. Are you a social person?
yes
40.What was the last thing you ate?
Ice cream sandwich
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
don't have one
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
chocolate
43. What is your favorite dessert?
??
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
cream of broccolli
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
??
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes
47. Do you like coffee?
no
48. How many cups of water, a day, do you drink on average?
??
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
middle
52. Do you know how to play poker?
yes
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
nope, never been
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
not really
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
home
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Ben Affleck?
59. Do you want kids?
not really
60. Do you speak any other languages?
pig latin
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yes
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
no
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
pool
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
window
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
no
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
stuff
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
nope
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Wrestling
69. Can you roll your tongue?
yeah
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Me
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
all the time
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
some mexican music
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
no
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
mouse pad
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
kind of
76.Do you sleep with you closet door open or closed?
don't have one
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
bear
78. Who do you like?
me
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
sweet and sour sauce
80. What is your favorite food?
??
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
no
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
no
84. What is your usual bedtime?
10-11
85. What was the last book you read?
The Kite Runner, doing Lord of the Flies now
86. Do you read the newspaper?
I read the comics
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Mad
89. Do you watch soap operas?
all the time
90. Do you dance in the car?
how? ...but, yes
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
The Bear
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
toss up between me and my sis.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Stove = HOT
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
none
95.What is your favorite board game?
Clue
97. When was the last time you attended church?
last Christmas
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I'd say Kilarski
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
three days
100. Who was the last person to give you butterflies?
some-ones handing out butterflies! And I didn't get one! ...bastards

Outcast- 4
[ ] You dont have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[ ] You dont like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities (i.e.- dances, football games, etc.)
[x] You dont participate in any extracurricular activities
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype (i.e- jocks, preps, Goths, etc.)
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.

Scene Kid- 2
[x] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ]You have/had an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your MySpace profile.
[ ] You have a mirror picture.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your MySpace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person; you just added them because they were hot.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.

Goth- 5
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You dont get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[x] You have written dark poetry.
[ ] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You dont really give a crap what people think about you.
[x] Overly ditsy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup the best.
[ ] You like black nail polish the best.

Nerd- 4
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight A's.
[x] You havent had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WOW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You overanalyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[x] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[x] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.

Overachiever- 1
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight A's.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[x] People have told you that you don't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Prep- 2
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[x] You are very clean cut. (for now)
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] Your favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters or Hollister
[ ] Your afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[x] You are content overall with how your life is going.
[ ] You constantly text message.

Party Girl/Boy- 1
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state/province.
[ ] Everybody whos anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Thespian- 3
[] You have seen a school play.
[] You have seen a Broadway musical
[x] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference (Districts or State or I International or all)
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that "thespian, did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody elses props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[x] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] Ok, so you do have a personal bubble?
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
[ ] You have directed a play, musical or small production.

Slacker- 5
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[ ] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x]You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on MySpace when you could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Band Geek- 1
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire(d) to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You abHor rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

WITH 2006 COMING TO AN END HAVE YOU…

1. Have you had any relationships this year? 6,349
2. Have you had your birthday yet? Sure, sure
3. Cried yet? 6,450 times
4. Been on a diet? pfft...diets are for quitters
5. Pulled an all nighter? probably twice
6. Drank Starbucks? for my first tim
7. Went Camping? nope
8. Bought something(s)? Couple hookers
9. Met someone special? Not really
10. Been out of province? Only while running from the cops
11. What are you thinking about? You...
12. Hugged someone? ...der
13. Slept in someone elses bed? yeah, but they called the cops..
14. Got a job? Ha!
15. Loaned out money? damned Horses
16. Gotten in a car accident? never
17. Gone over your cell phone bill? don't own one
18. Been called a whore? ...always
19. Done something you regret? not really
20. Where did you ring in 2006? My house
21. What was your status by Valentine's Day? stalker
22. Were you in school (anytime this year)? ...no shit
23. How did you earn your keep? flipping tricks
24. Did you ever have to go to the hospital? If i'm going down, I'm taking some people with me.
25. Have you ever encountered the police? and the po-po, 5-0, and the fuzz
26. Where did you go on vacation? Flawda
27. What did you purchase that was over $500? $1500? Asian whores
28. Did you know anybody who got married? nope
29. Did you know anybody who passed away? nope
30. Have you ran into anybody you graduated high school with? nope
31. Did you move anywhere? ...to Heaven, I'm an angel babe
32. What sporting events did you go to? WRESTLING
33. What concerts did you go to? Taste of Chaos, Alexisonfire, Rise Against
34. Are you registered to vote? I vote 4 pedro
35. If so, did you do your patriotic duty on Nov 7? F*CK America
36. Where do you live now? Homeless
37. Describe your birthday? Sweet 16'th (seriously)
38. What's the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2006? I ate a fetus
39. What's the one thing you regret about this year? see above
40. What's something you learned about yourself? I am Sparticus
41. Looking forward to anything? Spiderman 3, Return of Jess
42. What was your best month? ..all?
43. What from pop culture will you remember 2006 by? SEXYBACK!
44. How would you rate this year with a scale from 1 (shitty) to 10 (the shit)? -200000000000000000000000

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
This one in my heart when no-one* decided to reply to my blog
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Me crying cause no-one* replied
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Dead, no-one* ever replies to my text either...
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Emo and Blues, but it doesn't reply to me
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
I can't remember, too sad about lack of replies
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Cut myself
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION (S)?
Well it USED to be my blog.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Only when no-one* replies to my blog
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
If I'm waiting for some one to reply to my blog.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Every-one except Brittany, Jess and Rebecca (sp?)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE /PERFUME?
The smell of a fresh blog reply
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The kind that replies to a blog
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
The drink that helps the sorrow that is my life.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
A topping that includes a blog reply
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A fresh blog reply
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Every-one except those three *see above*
20. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
The gift of blog writing, which has gone un-noticed.
21. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I like any one who replies to blogs.
22. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
…Blog replies??
23. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Brand “reply to blogs”
24. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
One with automatic blog writing abilities
25. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yes, and he even knows how to reply to a blog.
26. WHAT IS IT?
A blog replyer
27. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Sure, and then I’d reply to their blog.
28. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
By a precious blog reply
29. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
The number that replies to blogs
30. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES
Blog replyers
31. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
The blog replying hotline
32. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Do I have to say??
33. HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE USA?
Yes, at a blog relpyer’s convention
34. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Lack of blog replies
35. FIRST JOB?
Blogging about Zellers
36. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes, then written a blog about it. Wanna reply click here!
37. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blog replying skills
38. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
New blog entry for people to reply to
39. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My blogs and how they should be replied to.
40. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Blog about and reply to it.
41. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Get a blog reply
42. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Don’t care, as long as they reply to blogs
43. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Blog replyer #59
44. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
I wish I was a real boy
45. WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE RIGHT NOW?
Like a fresh blog, ready for replies
46. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
A person who never replies to blogs
47. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I like blog writing better, reply about how cool it is…
48. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
…Reply + Blog = Happy Me
49. ANY BAD HABITS?
Killing those who don’t reply to blogs
50. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
“How I don’t reply to blogs” by Chamillionare
51. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I would and I’d also reply to my own blogs
52. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I have a secret, “reply do my blog”
53. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Only in terms of blog replies
54. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Blogging and blog replying
55. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Nexopia’s blog scene, reply to it today!
56. WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND ON YOUR CELL PHONE?
Me replying to a blog, thumbs up!
57. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
The blog replyer for 5-9 year olds
58. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Only the people who reply to blogs
59. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Only in blogs and blog replies
60. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
I mosh to blog replies
61. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
REPLY…TO…BLOG!
62. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Bloggy McBloggerson
63. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Blogg
64. WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR (S)?
Blogg
65. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
A blog reply
66. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
I dunno, reply and find out
67. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
No, I want everyone to reply to this one
68. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Blogging is cool
69. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Pure liquid blog
70. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Myself blogging in another dimension
71. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Blog replies
72. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Blogging is cool
73. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
The lack of blog replyers
74. FAVORITE DRINK (S)?
Pure liquid blog
75. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
The one with the blog that I reply to
76. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Blogging and replying
77. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
The blogging color
78. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR?
The blogging color
79. HEIGHT?
The blogging height
80. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Reply?
81. FAVORITE MONTH?
Reply?
82. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Sushi! Why not reply?
83. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Replying to blogs
84. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Blog Replyer’s Day
85. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Too shy to reply to a frickin’ blog!
86. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Either, as long as you reply, reply, reply
87. KISSES OR HUGS?
Only for that special replyer
88. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Depends on how many times they’ve replied
89. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Blog replying for dummies wanna borrow it? Reply and ask!
90. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Some-one who is douche and doesn’t reply to blogs.
91. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
None, but replying to a blog right now!
92. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Every-one and those who reply to my blog.


* No-one excludes my sister Brittany, super cool long distance friend Jess and Rebecca (who is super cool also and can shoot laser beams out of her eyes, watch out terrorists!)