Endurance is frequently a form of indecision
A grave's a fine and private place/But none I think do there embrace
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks "do you want a drink." Descartes replies "I think not" and he disappears.
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
You know who has a tiny vagina? Barbie. Not Klaus Barbie, the infamous Nazi.
I am so beautiful,
sometimes people weep when they see me.
And it has nothing to do with what I look like really,
it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful,
and if I could do that,
maybe there is hope for them too.
And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be.
Because we are all what we choose.
And especially, especially, don't fuck with vegans.
Do not look vegans in the eye.
If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong",
and run away as fast as you can.
Do not fuck with vegans because they will fuck you up...BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.