crazycadiman - 21, Male, Calgary
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[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] let me take you out to dinner?
[] let me drive you somewhere
[] be my boyfriend/girlfriend?
[] let me buy you a drink?
[] take me home for the night?
[] Sing car karaoke with me?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[] dance with me?
[] let me make you breakfast?
[] help me with homework?
[] tickle me to death?
[] let me tickle you?
[] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[] say yes if i asked you out?
[] instant message me?
[] greet me in public?
[] hang out with me?
[] bring me around your friends?

ARE WE...
[] aquaintences?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?

AM I...
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] loveable?
[] adorable?
[] hot?
[] compassionate?
[] annoying?
[] great to be with?
[] attractive?
[] mean?
[] odd?

HAVE YOU EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] wished i were there?
[] had a crush on me?
[] wanted my number?
[] had a dream about me?
[] been distracted by me?
[] had sex?


Do This!
Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. would you go out with me?
20. do you think im good lookin?
21.are we friends?
22.anything you want to say before you go?
 

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like how could you
 

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to my friends
if i died tomarow i have know idea how many of my friend would show up at my funeral cause many of them rarely hear from me and think i dont care but i will always care for you all in one way or another. i know i show it bad sometimes. hope to see you all one day
 

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what a kiss means
Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"

*A wink ---"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the Ass ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
*DONT ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as "what a kiss means
 

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Since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first...

dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.


Ignore this, and you`ll be cursed with 20 years of bad relationships.


chicks- If you think this is sweet, repost it
 

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TELL ME !!!!
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP
IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN
A MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOG... YOU MIGHT
BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU
GET. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD BE CREATIVE
 

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Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the
girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes."
Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any sick twisted fucker who ever does this."
 

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for you
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.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend,
boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member or just a person u love, re-post this onto ur page
 

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the girls not alone :(
Another story to add to the first? ... its like the sequel.... cuz the girl is now all alone...

Boy: whats up today?

Girl: I have to tell you something...

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?"
whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later."

Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're ugly as hell! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.

Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.
Two hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the sight.
The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed.
There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists.
Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye.

On the mirror, "am I pretty enough now?"
No one deserves to be told that by someone they love.

Please if you read it and put it on your blog!
A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good
enough.

Stop.Watch.Re-think
 

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared


Guy: No this is fun.


Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile
 

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i love it
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
 

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to the one who hurts my friends
PLEASE DONT EVER FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS OR ILL FUCKEN KILL YOU
If you plan to fuck with my friends i promise you i will kill you i have know problems right know of killing anyone and if you think i do try me asshole. i will find you hunt you down and punch you in the face then when you down ill snap your neck or if you really pissed me off ill break one finger at a time and ill let you suffer and then ill put you out of your missery and thats before i get pissed off with you and remeber this is not a theat your wrong its a promise to everyone and im not scared of death so theres not point in threatening me with it