I love the Yukon its the sweetest place in the world yes i've seen and now im living it!!!!!!!!
You wanna have an incredible summer head to the yukon u'll never wanna leave!!!!!!!!!
I'm weird when it comes drivin, i love it, especially at night. When i get the chance, I hop in my car and drive drive drive. I do it just for the hell of it, who cares about the price of gas, i have a car that needs to be driven lol. I can go 15 hrs straight and think nothing of it(that would take me past winnipeg lol) if ya wanna know where i've been thru the night n the stories behind them feel free to ask
Why Worry?
There are two things to worry about in life
Either you are well or you are ill
If you are well there is nothing to worry about
If you are ill, there are two things to worry about
Either you will get better, or you will die
If you get better, you have nothing to worry about
If you die you have two things to worry about
Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell
If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about
If you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with so many friends that you'll have no time to worry
10 reasons to date a swimmer
1. We’re always wet and ready to go fast
2. We’re always nearly naked
3. No matter how tired we get we can always keep going
4. We dive right in and get started
5. It wont take long to get us undresesed
6. We can stroke it in 4 different ways
7. We have excellent endurance and stamina
8. We can perform well anywhere
9. We don't mind if it gets rough
10. We're always wet and we love it
10 Reasons to date a football player
1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
10. they are all big
10 Reasons to Date a Guitar Player
1. They keep going even though it hurts
2. They can play in various positions
3. They know how to make the right sounds
4. They do it right or they don’t do it at all
5. They're used to working with their hands
6. They can tap to the beat
7. They know how to use both hands and their mouth at the same time
8. They know how to make you scream for more
9. They're so pro they don’t have to watch what they're doing
10. They're open to performing in groups
Top Ten best condoms
10.....Nike condom: Just do it.
9.....Toyota condom: Oh what a feeling.
8.....Diet Pepsi Condom: You got the right one, baby.
7.....Pringles condom: Once you pop, you can't stop.
6.....Mentos condom: The freshmaker.
5.....Flintstones Vitamins condom: Ten million strong and growing.
4.....Secret condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced 3.....for a woman.
2.....Macintosh condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
1.....Chevy condoms: Like a rock
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes