Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

my brain sometimes



"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of pain of being a man."----DR. JOHNSON
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. too weird to live, too rare to die."----Hunter S. Thompson
"the first step towards failure is trying"---- Homer Simpson
Live Fast Die Young







I'd be dangerous if i was given a brain
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i play bass/scream yell and shout
i dress like an idiot. i think im cool
i fucking love music
i dont think im some sort of great superbeing or naturalistic hero

I Make The Prettiest Girl Smile






songs--
rampage of revenge--blood tsunami
unleash the bastards--municipal waste
girls with body peircing really turn my crank
sexual behavior
leopard print
vinyls i find randomly in my closet
i like tv,cartoons and whatnot
cartoons-mission hill,the oblongs,ren and stimpy,family guy,futurama,southpark,aquateen hunger force,etc... to lazy to name em all.
old MTV cartoons.Aeon flux,the head,the maxx,beavis and butthead,downtown..<may be some more there.
bean and cheese buritos
sour slurpees
any kind of cerial with the little marshmellows in it
drawing/sketching
(Dave Chappelle-
George Carlin
Robin Williams
Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy)
my bass pedal
riding oldschool skateboards
skateboarding around for fun
playing bass
going to shows
going downtown
my friends
getting smashed
strawberry ice cream
pepperoni pizza
incense
funky lights--lava lamps,blacklights,etc
listening to music of all kinds<loud and fast to sumthing more mellow i dont care
listening to records on the record player sex pistols,led zeppelin,ac/dc etc.
andy warhols art
pink lemonade/brisk lemonade---country time by far the best
ice tea
simple things not to much detail
when kasper and i get high and create strange foods that always end up tasting good (ex.macaroni and cheese pizza)
sour candy
marilyn manson----no i do not listen to his music but he is infact a very intelligent man
suicide girls

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THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS TURNING INTO SCENE KIDS
How i always fuck things up and then i make it even worse trying to fix them
jeffree star <fuck you

those damn surgeon /sars masks that all the little scene kids wear
Fuck The Police A.C.A.B

Bass Guitars With More Then Four Strings 5 might be an exception but like 6 , 8 , 12 are you crazy unless you happen to be flea les claypool victor wooten etc

girls that show to much in nexus pictures and guys who take pictures of theyre muscles like common its a friggin internet site

OXFORD STREET HILL IN WHITE ROCK

the fact that as soon as alchohol enters liek twinky girls systems they feel the urge to make out with other girls and say theyre bisexual

kids on the internet that try to be me. your not cool enough !!

skateboarding created punkrockers *ghetto kids that skateboard and find ramones and misfits shirts in their little west 49 stores and buy all of em and listen to liek a few songs and are all like im so punk core

Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie are the dumbest human beings to walk the face of the planet ever agggg i hate them

Dog the bounty hunter that guy is the biggest joke ever

teh surrey central hoodrats fauckin geh

kids who need there friends to help them win a fight like 5 on 1

stupid kids who need weapons to fight fuckin pussies i can see if its like you defending yourself againt like 5 or 6 people but when someone has the upper hand and they still need a weapon to take you down fuck em

those stupid jackets with the hood that zipps in half what the fuck is that for and then it looks like elephant ears hanging there when you unzip them

skater hair the long hair shit that stuff was cool with tony alva and stacey peralta in the 70's but all you kids with it now are lame ass's

spongebob memorabilia. stupid spongebob shit the show is cool but when you go around and buy all the bags and books and clothes and whatnot

Public Transit is one of my biggest dislikes

stupid skypigs whats wrong cant make it on the real force

when dumb people ask me about somthing they dont know about then i explaine it to them and they get all mad and freak out like i just commited a fuckin murder and then get all pissed at me afterward just cuz i explained something fucking grow up

when lame people cant think of answers cause they're wrong and the only thing they can say its cause your too punk right you gutter punk
A)Im not no fuckin gutter punk-b)not everyones thoughts and opinions are based on punk because you wanna claim them as being to punk rock and it actually has nothing to do with it and c)fucking grow up you lame fucks get a brain and then talk to me about my opinions or ideals cause they are the total opposite of what you lame kids think

when people fill their nexus pages up with song lyrics and they happen to have liek a billion songs on there

the fact that its impossible to sleep in in my noisey house

when people work to much

when i get in **** for things that i didnt do

when the music stops or doesnt work i live on it

when people think im poor because of my clothing **** you i choose to dress this way

when people do things that really piss me off then are all like whats wrong after it all

annoying people on public transit

the lame homie kids that live down the street and constantly ask us if we're H.A because we wear vests

the fact that my friends make my room a mess and it stays so till i myself have to clean it up

people that are steriotypical and judgemental about me

the fact that im too stupid to get a job to get money for the tattoos i want

masturbation is getting lame

when people turn my music down or off or change it you all deserve to get hurt

tirred mornings

the fact that people actually paid money for nexus plus how lame are you really

people that ask questions about my hair and ears

annoying immature people

when im sick and everything pisses me off

when people try to start **** with me

when i cant find things i need

when people do things to me when im passed out i ****** hate it (you know who you are)

when people think that acting like a ****** 5 year old and being annoying is punk rock

when kids wear parts of like halloween costumes everyday

how being bisexual is the newest trend for girls

when little kids try to be all sneeky when there staring at me but i know they are and i stare them down

when its really hot out and your nuts stick to your leg

when people think they are too punk to hang out with you

or the ****** idea that if you dont dress punk you cant be punk its about the ****** music not how many studs you have on your ****** jacket wanks

when people hate me or say **** about me but wont say it to my face and i have to hear it from other people they know stop being such ****** pussies

how dumb some people i know act when they're drunk (you know who you are)

surrey central!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when im hungover

walking to the store barely dressed and hungover

eating cottoncandy freezies bleh expesally when i puked it up with whisky damn hangover

people that think there "gothic" by putting make up **** all over there face and wearing black clothes
I DISLIKE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO PUT PICS UP ON NEXUS NOW !!!!!!!

when food takes to long to cook

most daytime television

when people thump around in my room and make my records skip or stop playing thats right i said RECORD

people that think swearing is hardcore people that swear around little kids( i may do it sometimes but i do try not to they dont need to hear it)

the fact that im kind of dumb

People who do stupid things especialy recently maybe you know who you are