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Which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.
Fucker came out of nowhere
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink, "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
Stoners live, Stoners die,
Screw You All Lets Get High.
Pots a Plant, It Grows In tha Ground,
If God Didnt Like It, It Wouldnt Be Around.
So Drink 151 and Smoke A Bowl,
Party Hard And Rock ''N'' Roll.
To All You Preps Who Think Your Cool,
Fuck You Bitches,
STONERS RULE
STONER'S PRAYER
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead's thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake 'n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green
I Was Hear But Now Im Not,
I Went Away To Smoke Some Pot,
I Wrote This Down To Prove A Point,
Lifes a Biitch Without A Joint[/colo