[u] When I'm a little old lady

Then i'll live with my children and bring them great joy
To repay all i've had from each girl and boy.
I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor
run in and out without closing the door.
I'll hide frogs in the pantry and rocks under my bed
and whenever they scold me, I'll just hang my head.
I'll run and i'll romp, always flitter away
the time to be spent doing chores everyday.

I'll pester my children while there on the phone,
as long as there busy I won't leave them alone.
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish,
I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish,
I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor,
as soon as they've moped it i'll flood it some more.
When they correct me I'll lay down and cry,
kicking and screaming not a tear in my eye.
I'll take all there pencils and flashlights and then,
when they buy new ones i'll take them again.

I'll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal,
eat my banana and just drop the peel.