sorry nexopia, but facebook

Do you ever wonder what the guy your looking at looking at yourself in the mirror is thinking?

I wonder how much plus I have left...*clicks preferences

Nexopia Plus:
Time remaining before you die!: 150.75 Days
The milk in your fridge expires: June 7, 2009, 12:30 am

I'm studying self-actualization and at this rate I will achieve it

Help my "Uncle Jack" off a horse...

My Tag: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE TOAST


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To: cschive
From: kevlar?
Date: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:11 pm
Subject: No Subject
It takes about 26 - 35 seconds to make perfect toast,
the downside, its coldish by the time you get to the second slice.

I've changed alot in one month. So I'm raising my standards....
Sorry, you must be this tall to ride the Cameron -------------

Spider pig.
Spider pig.
Does whatever a spider pig does...
Can he swing from a thread?
No he can't hes a pig.!

How to be funny:
- Your trying to hard if you laugh before someone laughs at your joke. The secret is to laugh after the person laughs.
- Don't repeat your jokes more than 3 times
- Jokes are not funny if you repeat someone Else's. (Build your own Itelligenc3 in being funny)
- Keep up to date with current info (Watch the news for example).
- Use props. (Interacting with the environment around you is a good way to be funny/entertaining).
- Don't delay a funny comment....(Be on your feet and act fast) When the right moment passes its almost best not to say your comment. Otherwise your slow and you don't want to give that impression.
- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY Speak you mind! People respect people who do so

Hope you guys like my advice ^^