WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS VERYU HOMO SEXUAL U GUYS HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN USING THIS MOTHER FUCKER SINCE I WAS 12 AND NOW U CHANGE IT THIS IS FUCKING GAY

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Little Ramy was 7 years old and like
> >> >> >>other boys
> >> >> >>his age rather
> >> >> >>curious.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>He had been hearing quite a bit
> >> >> >>about 'making out'
> >> >> >>from the older boys, and he wondered
> >> >> >>what it was
> >> >> >>and how it was done. > >> >> >>
> >> >> >>One day he took his question to his
> >> >> >>mother, who
> >> >> >>became rather flustered. Instead of
> >> >> >>explaining
> >> >> >>things to Ramy, she told him to hide
> >> >> >>behind the
> >> >> >>curtains one night and watch his older
> >> >> >>sister and
> >> >> >>her
> >> >>boyfriend. > >> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>This he did. The following morning,
> >> >> >>RAMY
> >> >> >>described EVERYTHING to his mother.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
> >> >> >>a while,
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> >>then he turned off most of the lights.
> >> >> >>Then he
> >> >> >>started kissing and hugging her. I > >> >> >>figured 'Sis must
> >> >> >>be getting sick, because her face started
> >> >> >>looking
> >> >> >>funny.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>He must have thought so too, because he
> >> >> >>put his
> >> >> >>hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
> >> >> >>just the
> >> >> >>way the doctor would. Except he's not as
> >> >> >>smart as
> >> >> >>the doctor because he seemed to > >>have
> >> >> >>trouble
> >> >> >>finding her heart. I guess he was getting
> >> >> >>sick too,
> >> >> >>because pretty soon both of them
> >> >>started
> >> >> >>panting
> >> >> >>and getting all out of breath.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>His other hand must have been cold
> >> >> >>because he
> >> >> >>put it under her skirt.
> >> >> >> > >> >> >>About this
> >> >>time
> >> >>'Sis got worse and began
> >> >> >>to moan
> >> >> >>and sigh and squirm around and slide
> >> >> >>down
> >> >> >>toward
> >> >> >>the end of the couch. This was when her
> >> >> >>fever
> >> >> >>started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
> >> >> >>told him
> >> >> >>she felt really hot.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> >>Finally, I found out what was making
> >> >> >>them so
> >> >> >>sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
> >> >> >>pants
> >> >> >>somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
> >> >> >>and
> >> >> >>stood there, about 10 inches long,
> >> >> >>honest, anyway
> >> >> >>he grabbed it in one hand to keep it
> >> >>from
> >> >> >>getting
> >> >> >>away. > >> >> >>
> >> >> >>When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
> >> >> >>eyes
> >> >> >>got big, and her mouth fell open, and
> >> >> >>she started
> >> >> >>calling out to
> >> >>God and
> >> >>stuff like that. She
> >> >> >>said it
> >> >> >>was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
> >> >> >>should
> >>tell
> >> >> >>her about the ones down at the lake by
> >> >> >>our house! > >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
> >> >> >>eel by
> >> >> >>biting its head off. All of a sudden she
> >> >> >>grabbed it
> >> >> >>with both hands and held it tight while he
> >> >> >>took a
> >> >> >>muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
> >> >> >>over the
> >> >> >>eel's head to keep it from biting again.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
> >> >> >>could get
> >> >> >>a scissor-lock on it and he helped by
> >> >>lying > >> >> >>on top
> >> >> >>of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
> >> >> >>fight.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Sis started groaning
> >>and squealing and
> >> >> >>her
> >> >>
> >> >> >>boyfriend almost
> >> >>upset the couch. I guess
> >> >> >>they
> >> >> >>wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
> >> >> >>between
> >> >> >>them.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>After a while they both quit moving and
> >> >> >>gave a
> >> >> >>great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
> >> >> >>enough,
> >> >> >>they killed the eel. I knew because it just
> >> >> >>hung > >> >> >>there, limp, and some of its insides were
> >> >> >>hanging
> >> >> >>out.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
> >> >> >>from the
> >> >> >>battle, but they went back to courting
> >> >> >>anyway. He
> >> >> >>started
> >>hugging and kissing her again. By
> >> >> >>golly,
> >> >> >>the eel wasn't dead! It
> >> >>jumped straight up
> >> >> >>and
> >> >> >>started to fight again.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
> >> >>
> >> >> >>lives or
> >> >>
> >> >> >>something. This time, Sis jumped up and
> >> >> >>tried to
> >> >> >>kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
> >> >> >>minute
> >> >> >>struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
> >> >> >>it was
> >> >> >>dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
> >> >> >>its skin
> >> >> >>off and flush it down the toilet.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Now that you've read it, post it and u will
> >> >> >>have goodluck
> >> >> >>in
> >>"gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U
> >> >> >>will
> >> >> >>have a
> >> >> >>bad sex life!!! lol lol SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH
> >> >> >>THE TITLE