The biggest things in my life are friends and badminton. The thing that keeps me going most of the time is my friends. My friends, words cannot describe what they mean to me. I would lay down my life for them in a heart beat. If any of you ever find yourselves in a situation that you cant handle, know that I will always be there for you, and will do everything in my power to make sure that your alright, nothing is ever too big or too small that I wont try to help you out with.
Um I?m a really nice, sensitive and caring guy. Well, I try to be nice anyways. Nobody?s perfect. I can be pretty shallow, superficial, and materialistic. But whatever, its all about moderation. And its more in a light-hearted way than anything. I would never intentionally try and heart or offend somebody, EVER. And I always put other people's feelings ahead of mine. I?m most often complimented on my smile and my sense of humor, but I?m also told I don?t smile or laugh enough. I am generally a very happy person though, I just don?t tend to smile for no real reason, not to mention if I laughed all the time for no reason. ? I?d rather not look like a crazy person, thx. Anyways I should stop ranting...
So basically I just need to be around the right people is all, and then that side of me comes out. Maybe you could be that person?
Well I'm a glass-half-full, open minded, well spoken, say what you mean and mean what you say, no regrets kind of person. Sometimes I'm pretty shy though. I like to think that I can be outgoing all the time but that's not entirely true, which sucks, cuz I love meeting new people and I like to think I'm a pretty awesome person once you get to know the real me. Sadly I don't think even I know the real me sometimes:(
There now that I covered the most important part: Badminton is the best thing in the world to me. I'm currently ranked 9th in B.C.
I play 15 instruments. Piano/Organ/Violin/Cello/Guitar/Bass/Trumpet/Clarinet/Soprano Sax/Alto Sax/Tenor Sax/Baritone Sax/French Horn/Oboe/Baritone.
I am also a singer. I made it to the round before the judges at Canadian Idol.
Okay, so I come accross as being straight...I dress straight...act straight...and look straight...but I'm not. I enjoy going to hockey games with the rest of the jocks...I enjoy playing rough games like rugby and lacrosse. (I've recently taken a real liking to waterpolo...what a fun fucking game!) I have no problem getting into a fist fight if someone pisses me off.
I don't like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, but I prefer System of a Down, Lost Prophets and My Chemical Romance. I?m gay, but I'm not an "ew vagina"? kinda gay... I enjoy the occasional make out session with girlfriends. I will sleep with girls on a regular basis...sex is sex...being gay has nothing to do with the sex, in my mind. Does that make me messed up?
I don't do the stupid hand thingy or put a lisp at the end of every word. I like making fun of homophobes and fags. People now-a-days don't really understand what a fag is. A fag is a guy that is EXTREMELY in touch with their femanine side. They can still be straight, but they act girly. I think it's hilarious. Sadly the majority of the population things that a fag is someone who is gay...hence the term fagot. This isn't true...I know more straight fags than gay ones. The funniest thing about hetero's, that which you just don't get...is that we look just like you!!!
I'm worth exactly $2,675,370.00 on humanforsale.com.
What more is there to say about me really? I like to pride myself as a thinker. Just because I am a model doesn't mean that I'm Derek fucking Zoolander. I have a brain and I should probably use it instead of looking like an idiot! And I have a zero-tolerance for people who ask stupid questions...don't bother wasting my time.
I'm a movie nut, who has waaay too much time on his hands... I worked in a movie store...Movie Gallery. I get to watch all the movies I want for free so it's quite convenient that I like movies.
I LOVE exotic cars. I have had the chance to test drive a Porsche 911...and GOD it was nice....damn, I drove it around for and hour and got more looks than an egg roll in a chinese buffet! I have a bit of a lead foot! I am an avid sports fan, from British football, (that's soccer for all us Canadian/Americans), I love Badminton, Rugby, Rock Climbing, Volleyball, Golf, and Cycling.
This is my favorite car of all time, the Ferrari 575M Maranello. Will Smith drove one in Bad Boys II, and it's a beautiful piece of art...tops out @ 202mph.
I think I'm going to put Music into the category of ABOUT ME. I'm doing this because I think music defines alot about who we are. Often times people are categorized by their music because like it or not you can tell alot about a person based on what kind of music they listen to. Even if someone listens to a bunch of different kinds that speaks volumes too. I believe music is one of the most important things in life. It is there for us when we need time to ourselves, when we wanna be wild, when we are sad, when we are happy and eccentric, when we just need to bitch out or scream into our pillow. Music helps us realize what kind of person we are inside. So here is what I like:
AFI - System of a Down - My Chemical Romance - Imogen Heap - Matchbook Romance -
EMINEM - Blink 182 - Simon and Garfukle - James Taylor - Sum 41 - MXPX - Led Zeppelin - Kyprios - Johnny Cash - Jack Johnson - Black Eyed Peas - AC/DC - Vinnie Paz and Jedi Mind Tricks - Green Day - Goo Goo Dolls - Godsmack - Metallica - Iron Maiden - Everclear - Ca$his - Eric Clapton - Feist - Metric - Bright Eyes - Theset - Panic! at the Disco - Blind Eye - Eric Johnson - Disturbed - Daniel Powter - CKY - Del the Funky Homosapien - Blackalicious - The Decemberists - The Beatles - Big and Rich - Keith Urban - Jason Mraz - Billy Talent - Hedley - Toby Mac - Thousand Foot Krutch - Switchfoot - Three Days Grace - Christina Aguilera - Celine Dion, (She is the most talented singer that I know of) - Pillar - U2 - The Beatles - Maroon 5 - John Mayer - Audioslave - Rascal Flatts - Phil Keaggy - Lonestar - Cascada - PCD - Sufjan Stevens - Stabilo - Keith Urban - Toby Keith - Usher - Grits - KRS One - Evanescence - Hayley Westerna - Big & Rich - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Darryl Worley - Lost Prophets - Kenny Chesney - Tim McGraw - Audio Adrenaline - 50 Cent - Ja Rule - Earthsuit - Seether - Delerious? - Elton John - Hoobastank - Third Day - Sanctus Real - Limp Bizkit - Marilyn Manson - Mase - Linkin Park - Rob Zombie - Unloco - Michael W. Smith - The Newsboys - Brad Paisley - Our Lady Peace - Haddaway - Joe Satriani - Steve Vai - Stevie Ray Vaughn - Phil Collins - PAX 217 - Reliank K - Slipknot - Phantom of the Opera - Enya -
Funny joke:
Gay flight attendant:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your
trayzy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a queen, so I
outrank you. Tray up, bitch."
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Sarcasm is a good thing - not always intended to cause pain.
Always strut. Cuz clearly People Magazines 50 Most Beautiful People has yet to find us.
Mock those who ask for it ...and occasionally everyone else.
No one will be mad if you happen to roll your eyes as someone walks off after you talk to them - it happens.
Talking highly about yourself isnt being conceited, its just being honest - and honestly is the best policy.
Manipulation can be used to your advantage. However it tends to be evil, but if thats a sacrifice you have to make... then so be it.
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