I like riddles, got any?





yeah dont copy this link and then go to it... unless you want to see someone get the shit beat out of them!
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yeah leaving oleary going to sturgeon.....

everybody.........everyone from the londonderry couches needs to band together at halooween to form the most eic clash of super heroes slash villains from marvel and DC....thank you
The Difference Between Civiy and Military Friends


CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we screwed Up... but that shit was fun!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVVY FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste... that's alcohol Abuse!!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

CIVVY FREINDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FREIDNS: Will copy and paste this to there page.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

old enough to know better and young enough to do it again
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.... 00.... put this in your profile if someone you know
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1990

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice baby ]
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain
AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word 'PSYCHE!'
You just cant resist finishing this . . . 'Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . .'on the play ground where i spent most of my days chillin out and relaxin all cool, and all shooting b-ball outside of the school
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
You remember reading 'Goosebumps'
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say 'NOT' after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
when you'd go to the same freakin place on a feild trip every freakin year
when britney spears was cool and backsteet and nsync were gods.
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
'Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?' was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on 'intruders'
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was 'da BOMB!'
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected 'Pogs'
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were 'Lisa Frank' brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old money bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?'
You know the Macarena by heart.
'Talk to the hand' . . . enough said
You always said, 'Then why don't you marry it!'
You know the significance of the number 23.
When you played Super Mario on a daily basis.
Gameboy Pockets.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before Panic

A leprechaun walks into a church and says "Father, I gotta question for ya. Are there any midget nuns in your convent?" The father says "No." "Father, I've another question, are there any midget nuns in all of Ireland?" The father thinks about it and says "No." "One last question." "Ok" Says the priest. The leprechaun says "Are there any midget nuns in the world?" The father has to consult the internet for this. Finally, he says "no." The leprechayn meets up with his buddy out side the church. "I told you that was a penguin you fucked you stupid bastard!"



92% of the teenage population will jump off a cliff if Eminem says it's cool.
If you're part of the other 8% that'll be laughing your nuts off when it happens copy this into your profile


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36% of Nexopians claim to be gangster as fuck. Post this in your profile if you wish to ninja chop them and sell their kidneys on Ebay.
if you have ever seen your best friend die inside after somene said something to them, put this on your page
karl marx forgot to put that people who are dumb should not be alowed to live into the communist manifesto