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05:02am | Mar 25, '06 | No Comments
Work Excuses
Please fell free to use any of the excuses listed below. And Employers, please stay out of here, unless you have something to add! We don't need you knowing how we came up with our latest excuse!
1. I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
2. My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out.
3. I won't be in today because I have come down with Spring Fever.
4. I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my elbow.
5. Last night in San Francisco I was attacked by a guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.
6. I have a head ache.... # 22...actual times someone at work has called in with this excuse!
7. I don't think I'll be in work for awhile. Yesterday I was riding my son's BMX bike and I fell and broke my ankle it two places and